ABC is developing a variation on The Biggest Loser called Obese for people pursuing extreme weight-loss. Perfect. We're gonna need a bigger pair of Terrible Idea Jeans! Get it? Bigger? Because of fat.... CONTINUE READING THE BIGGER BIGGEST LOSER»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in Reality TV, What America Wants
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Tags: Health | Obese | Obesity | The Biggest Loser | Yuck
Hahahaha. Unbelievable. I am willing to believe that impulse control is a serious enough problem for some people to the point of needing professional help. And I recognize that the human body comes in all shapes and sizes and... CONTINUE READING KIRSTIE ALLEY TO LEGALLY CHANGE HER NAME TO "NOM NOM NOM"»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Food | Kirstie Alley | Obesity | Sonic | Twitter
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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