Uh...from the New York Post: Jon Gosselin, Kevin Federline and Michael Lohan were in talks to live together and be filmed round-the-clock for a reality show, "The Divorced Dads' Club." But, as Page…   Read Story »

As quickly as it came, it was gone. You feel me, ninjas? It's hard to believe that four days of helicopter rides, men on stilts, barbecue, and rape could fly by so quickly. If only there was a way to…   Read Story »

Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I…   Read Story »

This is INCREDIBLE. A 14-minute infomercial for the Lillith Fair of garbage monsters. "It feels like what it feels like for a Muslim to visit the holy land of Mecca." The second half of this video…   Read Story »

The Associated Press is one of the most respected and widespread news organizations in the world, or something, right? According to Wikipedia, "the Associated Press operates 243 news bureaus, and it…   Read Story »

Holy shit. First of all, let me just say I AM ALREADY SORRY FOR THIS. Second of all, let me say that you should feel absolutely no obligation (duh) to click through this post for the video, because…   Read Story »

Kidz Bop is old news, but you know what else is old news? The Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and that's still worth talking about (perfect analogy, very sensitive to the human cost). It's just so…   Read Story »

You look gross and your song is scary. (via Film Drunk) WHY ARE THEY SINGING THIS SONG TO THAT LITTLE BOY? WHY ARE THEY GOING TO TAKE THAT LITTLE BOY TO PLACES HE ONLY THINKS ABOUT WHEN HE'S…   Read Story »

Last night, season 102 of the Real World had its premiere episode. The premiere episode is really the only one of the entire season in which you are given five minutes of breathing room before…   Read Story »