The fact that this video only has 400,000 views is as if only 400,000 people knew about the Holocaust. It's like George Santanaya said, "those who cannot learn from miserable Joe Pesci bullshit rap videos are doomed to repeat... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: JOE PESCI'S "WISEGUY"»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(28 comments)
Tags: Fake Rap | Joe Pesci | Nightmares
I don't have any idea what this even is. Surprisingly, all of the YouTube comments on this video in the past couple of hours have been nothing but thoughtful and full of respect. Or the exact opposite. (Thanks for... CONTINUE READING FINE, THE FALCON HEENE "PUSSIFICATION" MUSIC VIDEO»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
(39 comments)
Tags: Balloons | Children | Disasters | Fake Rap | Falcon Heene | Nightmares
Wait a second, there was no boy in the balloon? Jesus Christ. He could be anywhere! Sort of. Depending on how you define "be." This is awful. Now what are we supposed to do? Also the family had been on... CONTINUE READING UH, NOW WHAT?»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in The New Sadness
(64 comments)
Tags: Balloons | Children | Nightmares | Yikes
Everyone is watching this livefeed video about a SMALL BOY flying through the air in a FUCKING ALIEN BALLOON right? Just making sure. ... CONTINUE READING BUBBLE BOY 2: FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
(21 comments)
Tags: Balloons | Children | Nightmares | Yikes
Remember the California Raisin Facepaint guy from ancient earlier this afternoon? Of course you remember him, because you date him, and he is your boyfriend, and one day maybe he will put a ring on that finger. But it turns... CONTINUE READING OH HELL NO, THERE ARE MORE?!?»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in YouTube Fetishes
(44 comments)
Tags: Nightmares | Yikes
You neden holes can play XBOX 360 against the Insane Clown Posse, Friday, October 30 starting at 4:00 P.M! Sick! It's the second best thing after committing a hate crime with the Insane Clown Posse. I hope the screen name... CONTINUE READING GREAT NEWS, NINJAS»
Posted on October 12, 2009 in Video Games
(12 comments)
Tags: Halo 3 | Insane Clown Posse | Nightmares | X Box 360
As was made clear earlier today, there ain't no ring on your finger. YOU HAVE GOT TO PLAY THE FIELD. (Via StreetCarnage.)... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: SKOALREBEL»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
(82 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Chewing Tobacco | Idiocracy | Nightmares
It's hard out there! I know it's hard out there. This guy knows it's hard out there. If it's not one thing, it's another. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through... CONTINUE READING WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY AS TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD THAT MAKES US HAPPY, PART THREE»
Posted on September 23, 2009 in YouTube Fetishes
(59 comments)
Tags: Horses | Joy | Nightmares
Excuse me, WHO GAVE THE COUGARS THEIR OWN CONVENTION? Didn't you read the sign? It says PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE COUGARS*. (NSFW, headphones UP!) Uh....is this real life? It must be weird for you seeing all your boyfriends AND... CONTINUE READING COUGAR HOTEL»
Posted on September 23, 2009 in Train Wreck Documentaries
(41 comments)
Tags: Cougars | Industry Conventions | Nightmares
Last night, Larry King interviewed Katie Hall, a woman who was abducted and raped in 1976 by Philip Garrido, the man responsible for last week's Nightmare News. Obviously, one could wonder what the purpose is of forcing a woman who... CONTINUE READING LARRY KING HAS STILL GOT IT!»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in Newsmagazines
(30 comments)
Tags: Katie Hall | Larry King | Larry King Live | Nightmares | Philip Garrido
Uh...from the New York Post: Jon Gosselin, Kevin Federline and Michael Lohan were in talks to live together and be filmed round-the-clock for a reality show, "The Divorced Dads' Club." But, as Page Six reported last month, Gosselin pulled out... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S NIGHTMARE NARROWLY AVOIDED»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in Reality TV
(79 comments)
Tags: Divorce | Jon Gosselin | Kevin Federline | Marriage | Michael Lohan | Nightmares | The Divorced Dad's Club
As quickly as it came, it was gone. You feel me, ninjas? It's hard to believe that four days of helicopter rides, men on stilts, barbecue, and rape could fly by so quickly. If only there was a way... CONTINUE READING THE 10TH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: REMEMBERED»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
(121 comments)
Tags: Insane Clown Posse | Nightmares | The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a... CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(72 comments)
Tags: Fucking Liars | Horror Survival | Nightmares | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Tobin Bell
This is INCREDIBLE. A 14-minute infomercial for the Lillith Fair of garbage monsters. "It feels like what it feels like for a Muslim to visit the holy land of Mecca." The second half of this video alone will basically juggablow... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GATHERING: THE 10TH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in Music Related Content
(154 comments)
Tags: Festivals | Insane Clown Posse | Juggalos | Nightmares
The Associated Press is one of the most respected and widespread news organizations in the world, or something, right? According to Wikipedia, "the Associated Press operates 243 news bureaus, and it serves at least 120 countries." OK! That is a... CONTINUE READING WHEN DID THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BECOME A FUCKING NIGHTMARE FACTORY?»
Posted on May 7, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
(44 comments)
Tags: Associated Press | Nightmares
Holy shit. First of all, let me just say I AM ALREADY SORRY FOR THIS. Second of all, let me say that you should feel absolutely no obligation (duh) to click through this post for the video, because once you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR NIGHTMARE: FEMSKINS»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Sex Tapes, WTF, YouTube?
(52 comments)
Tags: Femskins | Lollapalooza | Nightmares | Sex | The Decemberists
Kidz Bop is old news, but you know what else is old news? The Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and that's still worth talking about (perfect analogy, very sensitive to the human cost). It's just so endlessly fascinating in the way that... CONTINUE READING FUTURE PARENTS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDZ BOP ARE DOING?»
Posted on January 7, 2009 in Animals On Film
(10 comments)
Tags: Kidz Bop | Nightmares
You look gross and your song is scary. (via Film Drunk) WHY ARE THEY SINGING THIS SONG TO THAT LITTLE BOY? WHY ARE THEY GOING TO TAKE THAT LITTLE BOY TO PLACES HE ONLY THINKS ABOUT WHEN HE'S ASLEEP AT... CONTINUE READING NO, WAIT, THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: B-4-4 "GET DOWN"»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend
(30 comments)
Tags: B-4-4 | Nightmares | of Montreal
Last night, season 102 of the Real World had its premiere episode. The premiere episode is really the only one of the entire season in which you are given five minutes of breathing room before everyone gets drunk and starts... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD HOUSE IS SHOCK CORRIDOR»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in Reality TV
(9 comments)
Tags: Hollywood | Nightmares | The Real World
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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