Oh, white people. Will we ever tire of complaining about the aches and pains of our petty bourgeois existence? Boo hoo hoo, the line at the iPhone store was too long. Boo hoo hoo, the barista got the ratio of... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: MARGOT AT THE WEDDING»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Jack Black | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Margot At The Wedding | Nicole Kidman | Noah Baumbach
The trailer for Rob Marshall's movie adaptation of the loosely-based-on-Fellini musical Nine, starring Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruise, Marion Cotillard, Kate Hudson (???) and Daniel Day-Lewis hit the internet today, to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: "Nine to... CONTINUE READING NINE: THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHANEL #5 COMMERCIAL EVER»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Dame Judi Dench | Daniel Day-Lewis | Kate Hudson | Marion Cotillard | Metallica | Nicole Kidman | Nine | Penelope Cruz
Schweppes bought Nicole Kidman and the little girl from Slumdog Millionaire for a weird new commercial for their soft drinks, and I can't put my finger on it, but it makes me feel uncomfortable: Why did she start to take... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S SCHWEPPES COMMERCIAL: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Arjun Rampal | Nicole Kidman | Rubina Ali
Aboriginal groups are mad at Nicole Kidman for playing a didgeridoo on a TV talk show, because, as a woman, she's not supposed to and it denigrates their culture. Sure, whatever, but this is what the official spokesguy said: "I... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S WOMB NOW OFFICIALLY CURSED»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman
Harry Potter fans aren't the only ones who have to suffer the INCREDIBLE DISREGARD of Hollywood. Now that Warner Bros. has callously pushed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back 8 months (let's all kill ourselves), FOX is showing the... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHERE IS THE AUSTRALIA PUSH BACK DATE OUTRAGE?»
Posted on August 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman
The trailer for Baz Luhrman's Australia, guys: I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman died before filming was completed on this and had to be CGI-d in for the narration sequences. Either that, or she saw an episode of The Hills and... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S LATEST ROLE WAS CREATED BY LUCASFILM'S INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in
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Tags: Australia | Baz Luhrmann | Hugh Jackman | Nicole Kidman | The Plastics