Kick-Ass teaser trailer, you guys: Look, nerds, I'm sorry. Everyone pretty much hates you guys. There has certainly been a wave of pro-nerd sentiment over the past few years, but the world stands pretty much unchanged. It's going to be... CONTINUE READING KICK-ASS LOOKS KICK-PRETTY GOOD!»
Posted on November 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Aaron Johnson | Chloe Moretz | Christopher Mintz Plasse | Clark Duke | Kick-Ass | Mark Millar | Nerds | Nicolas Cage
This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What fucking... CONTINUE READING CNN SAYS THAT NICOLAS CAGE SAYS THAT HE IS BROKE»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | CNN | Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
Dear January Jones, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. There was a report in Variety this morning that you have been cast in an upcoming movie called Hungry Rabbit Jumps. Congratulations! If I had things my way, you would be cast in everything.... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO JANUARY JONES»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Betty Draper | Hungry Rabbit Jumps | January Jones | Mad Men | Nicolas Cage | Unknown White Male
Action movies are basically children's movies for adults. That is to say that they are expressly designed to hit very specific pleasure centers to generate a predictable and uniform reaction. Bad action movies, like bad children's movies, are rarely open... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: GONE IN 60 SECONDS»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Cars | Giovanni Ribisi | Gone In 60 Seconds | Nicolas Cage | Timothy Olyphant
Faster than a receding hairline, am I right, you guys?... CONTINUE READING NICOLAS CAGE IN A SUPERMAN COSTUME»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Nicolas Cage | Superman | Tim Burton
Obviously, when it was reported that Werner Herzog would be "remaking" Bad Lieutenant with Nicolas Cage a lot of derisive comments and snide jokes were made. Of course! This is the internet! Would you ask the sun not to post... CONTINUE READING BAD LIEUTENANT: HAVANA NIGHTS»
Posted on May 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Alexa Chung | Arctic Monkeys | Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans | Nicolas Cage | Werner Herzog
Nicolas Cage woke up in his California King-sized bed made of solid gold under sheets woven of unicorn hair farmed from his own menagerie. But rather than pushing the emerald button (made out of a giant real emerald) embedded in... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: NICOLAS CAGE SUFFERS THROUGH THE ECONOMIC CRISIS»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
The economy, you guys. Woof. So bad! A very bad economy. It's affecting everybody. People are losing their jobs and their homes. It's even affecting celebrities. Why, just this week, the economic collapse forced Nicolas Cage to say things that... CONTINUE READING THE ECONOMIC CRISIS FORCES NICOLAS CAGE TO ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Germany | Nicolas Cage
This is a picture of John Travolta in his new movie, Taking of Pelham 123, which some of you may recognize as a remake of the 1974 action-thriller starring Walter Matthau, and even more of you will probably recognize as... CONTINUE READING JOHN TRAVOLTA IS THE NEW NICOLAS CAGE»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Denzel Washington | John Travolta | Nicolas Cage | Taking Of Pelham 123
(via Alex Blagg) This is one of those situations where I feel like the original idea of remakingThe Bad Lieutenant starring Nicolas Cage, directed by Werner Herzog, was so categorically bad that even Nicolas Cage's bat-hair wig looked good... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: THE BAD LIEUTENANT REMAKE STARRING BILL HADER»
Posted on December 11, 2008 in
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Tags: Bill Hader | Bonnaroo | Nicolas Cage | The Bad Lieutenant | Werner Herzog
In CASTING NEWS today, it's been confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be starring in a movie called Scared Straight, which has, quite easily, the most hilarious premise for any movie ever. From the Hollywood Reporter: "Straight" follows a troubled youth... CONTINUE READING NICOLAS CAGE IS A POWERFUL DETERRENT»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Nicolas Cage | Prison | Scared Straight
You can't just write about how bad Neil LaBute's remake of The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is. It's not that simple. The movie is so patently terrible, from the "acting" to the "suspense" to the "political themes" that talking... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE WICKER MAN»
Posted on July 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Neil LaBute | Nicolas Cage | The Wicker Man
Here's the trailer for The Number 24 Knowing, you guys: I'm excited for the inevitable "writing math equations in grease pencil on a mirror and/or window," and "scribbling the numbers onto the wall of your dining room because that makes... CONTINUE READING NICOLAS CAGE ACTS LIKE HE'S GOOD AT MATH»
Posted on July 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Knowing | Nicolas Cage
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets comes out on DVD today, just in case you wanted to play a mean joke on your friend for their birthday. The special two-disc "Gold Collector's Edition" (because at some point mass produced DVDs... CONTINUE READING EVEN THE BLOOPERS IN NATIONAL TREASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETS ARE BAD»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Bear Grylls | Bloopers | Hard Work | National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets | Nicolas Cage
I'm generally a fan of Werner Herzog. He's made some great movies, and he's endlessly entertaining as an actor (see: Julien Donkey-Boy if for nothing else than the Herzog scenes). But this news from Variety? Nicolas Cage will star in... CONTINUE READING WERNER HERZOG TO REMAKE THE BAD LIEUTENANT WITH THE BAD ACTOR»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Harvey Keitel | Nicolas Cage | The Bad Lieutenant | Werner Herzog
