The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon

We've all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday's Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»

The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys!

Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»

Twilight: A Primer For Adults

In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what the kids were into these... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: A PRIMER FOR ADULTS»

Posted on November 16, 2009 in Bonus Features (46 comments)
Tags: Children | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves

Vampires Kill People, Not Animals

Oh, look, it's a new Peta ad starring Twilight's own Christian Serrato. It's very effective, I'm sure, since it combines an interest in the ethical treatment of animals with everyone's first love of paranormal undead immortal metaphors for sexual awakening.... CONTINUE READING VAMPIRES KILL PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Dreamboat Vampires Only Drive Volvos

What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let me tell you a snap: you're not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DREAMBOAT VAMPIRES ONLY DRIVE VOLVOS»

Posted on November 3, 2009 in Free Advertising, Teen Korner (54 comments)
Tags: New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Volvo

Videogum's Teen Korner: Cool Vampires And Werewolves Only Drink Vitamin Water

LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Werewolves Are The New Vampires Are The Cutest!

Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Twilight: New Moon Death Cab Music Video

OMGLJALIDJOFIMNAISDFNIOANSDIOFNIOADNSFIOJEIOWJQWNVIONVOPANDSFON! Marry me! (Right, girls?)... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON DEATH CAB MUSIC VIDEO»

Posted on October 8, 2009 in Music Related Content (0 comments)
Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Twilight

AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!

Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Face-Melting New Stills From Twilight: New Moon

"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Death Cab For Cutie On The New Moon Soundtrack

Last night my mom was like "Who's Death Car for Cutie?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Why can't my mom be a Twilight Mom like Becky's mom?... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ON THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK»

Posted on August 27, 2009 in Music Related Content, Teen Korner (0 comments)
Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight

NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»

Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG New New Moon Trailer

Wussup ninja turtles, You're not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it's a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor Lautner is in it, and... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: OMG NEW NEW MOON TRAILER»

Videogum's Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants)

WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years. It's basically like the Juggalo's... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COMIC-CON 2009 (IN YOUR PANTS)»

Videogum's Teen Korner: New Moon In Your Pants!

What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»

Twilight: New Moon Trailer Reminds Us That Teenagers Are Ridiculous

Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»

A Scientific Test To Determine Your Age

There are a lot of ways to know how old you are. Like, looking at your birth certificate. Or asking your mom. Can doctors determine how old you are? Kind of, right? I'm not Professor Health, and while I don't... CONTINUE READING A SCIENTIFIC TEST TO DETERMINE YOUR AGE»

Posted on May 29, 2009 in Wait For It... (21 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires

Every New Moon Poster Is Like Sunday

New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, has its first poster, you guys. Does it just give you shivers? Well you are 12 and you should put on a sweatshirt. Admittedly, I haven't actually seen Twilight. Because I am an ADULT.... CONTINUE READING EVERY NEW MOON POSTER IS LIKE SUNDAY»

St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage

A woman in St. Louis found a copy of the Twilight sequel screenplay in the garbage, and has returned it to the movie studios. Whoops. Leave sleeping garbage lie, lady! From the AP: A St. Louis beauty salon owner accidentally... CONTINUE READING ST. LOUIS WOMAN DISTURBS THE NATURAL ORDER OF GARBAGE»

Twilight Actor Can Be In The Next Movie If He Promises To Get Hotter

Big news, Twilight fans (There have to be some, right? One of my best friends is a Twilight fan): Taylor Lautner, who played the gentle, kind, puppy-eyed, loving, sweet-hearted, harmless, strangely-sharp-toothed-but-nobody-ever-mentioned-it Native American childhood friend of Bella in the first... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT ACTOR CAN BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE IF HE PROMISES TO GET HOTTER»

Posted on January 8, 2009 in Casting Calls (10 comments)
Tags: Alexa Chung | Arctic Monkeys | New Moon | Taylor Lautner | Twilight