The first time I ever saw porno (just kidding mom, this is a made up story about jokes) was in junior high school. It was at a sleepover at my friend Matt's house, and our other friend, Dorian, brought a... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: CALIGULA»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in
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Tags: Caligula | Gore Vidal | Helen Mirren | John Gielgud | Malcolm McDowell | NSFW | Penthouse | Peter O'Toole | Porno
Monster your boyfriend right here. Your boyfriend all over the place. What your boyfriend (and make no mistake, this guy is YOUR BOYFRIEND) says is NSFW, so headphones UP. It's OK to propose to a guy, right? We're at that... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THIS FUCKING GUY»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Netherlands | NSFW | Sex
Yesterday, a video made the rounds in which a montage of porno clips were partially covered up with cute animations, so that suddenly it looked like people were riding ponies and eating delicious sundaes instead of raw dogging it, and... CONTINUE READING ERIC WAREHEIM'S MUSIC VIDEO FOR FLYING LOTUS BEATS AROUND THE BUSH»
Posted on September 26, 2008 in
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Tags: Eric Wareheim | Flying Lotus | NSFW
Back in the late '70s, your mom used to get really high and fuck a ton of dudes, according to this trailer for American Swing (NSFW): Whoops, you have AIDS now. That trailer gave you AIDS. SORRY. The problem with... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON YOUR PARENTS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF»
Posted on August 19, 2008 in
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Tags: American Swing | Coachella | NSFW | Sex | TV On The Radio
This is not a drill or a fake-out or a joke. After being broken for nearly a week, the internet is once again working, and a reader named Alicia (you're our favorite, Alicia) has responded to my desperate pleas for... CONTINUE READING FINALLY! JASON SEGEL'S PENIS IN FULL, GLORIOUS COLOR»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Dick | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Jason Segel | Jason Segel's Penis | Johnson | NSFW | Penises | Wang