Did you know that the world will not end in a fiery (and also watery. And also snowy?) Apocalpyse that can only be outrun via limousine in the year 2012? Of course you did. Because everyone knows that. Right?... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: 2012 IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in The New Sadness
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Tags: 2012 | Apocalypse | Idiocracy | NASA
Stephen Colbert may or may not have a room at the international space station named after him. That is now up to the ladies at NASA. But one thing is for sure, people should stop having contests for naming stuff.... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT ONCE AGAIN RALLIES HIS FORMIDABLE AUDIENCE BASE»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in Contests
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Tags: NASA | Space | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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