After eight long weeks, the students have become the masters. If by students you mean nerds, and if by masters you mean nerds in disguise. After Greg The Liar's shocking elimination last week, it's down to Matt and Simeon. One... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on December 1, 2008 in Reality TV (12 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
There is no Sexual Quickfire Challenge this week since it's down to the final three. There is only one challenge, and it is the most dubious and uncomfortable yet. More dubious and uncomfortable than going to a Phoenix-area Denny's and... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS BE ON THIS SHOW»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in Reality TV (13 comments)
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As we all know (every single one of us), the winner of Season 1 of The Pick Up Artist, Kosmo, turned out to be a struggling actor named Alvaro Orlando, who had an online acting reel and everything. He was... CONTINUE READING FUCKING LIARS: THE PICK UP ARTIST 2 CONTESTANT GREG IS A RINGER!»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Reality TV (11 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
It's down to the final four: Rian, Greg, Simeon, and Matt, also known as Crybaby, Plant, Yikes, and Jew. I don't really think Greg is a plant, I GUESS, but I do feel like it would be way easier to... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: MAKE OUT CLUB»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Reality TV (12 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
This week, Mystery explains that the boys need to work on their "verbal DHVs," because all of their games are lacking. Wait, all of a sudden saying "Did you guys see the fight outside?" and "My buddies and I just... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: WITH NEGS LIKE THESE WHO NEEDS ENEMIES»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in Reality TV (14 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
This week's episode is all about "kino escalation" which is Mystery's Dungeons and Dragons term for "touching girls." The first thing he makes the boys do is tell him on national TV what their sexual experience consists of. This would... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: RISKY SADNESS»
Posted on November 3, 2008 in Reality TV (13 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
One of the most charming things on this show is the post-elimination consoling that the boys always do with each other. They exchange hugs and express their shock and sadness to see someone leave. It is the simplest example of... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: THE RETURN OF KOSMO»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in Reality TV (11 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
I don't want to ruin anything for you in the event that you wanted to watch this week's episode of The Pick Up Artist without knowing whether or not it's going to be great, but SPOILER ALERT it is. You... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF THE PICK UP ARTIST IS GOING TO BE GREAT»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in Reality TV (3 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
It's here. The second season of The Pick Up Artist. Mystery is back to transform a sad group of socially awkward young men into a sad group of horrible young pussy hounds. And this time they're in Phoenix! I like... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: THIS SHOW IS SMOKIN' BALLS»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in Reality TV (11 comments)
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The Pick Up Artist
In my excitement over The Pickup Artist's second season earlier today, I quickly posted a picture of the new cast, only to realize later that they didn't just add wing-woman Tara (who viewers will remember as the kissing coach from... CONTINUE READING "WINGMAN DOWN" OR "WHO'S WATCHING THE WINGMEN"»
Posted on September 25, 2008 in Reality TV (7 comments)
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The Pickup Artist
Exciting news time. On October 12th, 2008, at 10PM, on VH1, season 2 of The Pickup Artist begins. The original series spawned numerous parody videos, but nothing really compares to the real thing, which is already mostly a parody of... CONTINUE READING OCTOBER 12TH, THE GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RETURNS»
Posted on September 25, 2008 in Reality TV, Wait For It..., What America Wants (5 comments)
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The Pickup Artist
Realitywanted, the one-stop site for people who want to be on a reality show, any reality show, just put them on TV, seriously, in any context, they don't care, has a page showing who has applied to be on upcoming... CONTINUE READING CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF THE PICKUP ARTIST!»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in Reality TV (2 comments)
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The Pickup Artist
Speaking of radio and record labels, insightful Q&A with Mr. Dü... BOB MOULD: The problem is that [music] business is not adapting to the new technologies, the new ideas. There's no reason why, when I approved the masters at Sterling... CONTINUE READING POPMATTERS INTERVIEWS BOB MOULD»
Posted on July 26, 2005 (6 comments)
Speaking of radio and record labels, insightful Q&A with Mr. Dü... BOB MOULD: The problem is that [music] business is not adapting to the new technologies, the new ideas. There's no reason why, when I approved the masters at Sterling... CONTINUE READING POPMATTERS INTERVIEWS BOB MOULD»
Posted on July 26, 2005 (6 comments)
First, thanks for this! Here are some things you might find interesting: Beloved alt-country forefathers The Jayhawks officially called it quits today. Stereogum always liked this tune: The Jayhawks - "Waiting For The Sun" The Gates for cats. Fader's got... CONTINUE READING RANDOM LINKS (PARIS HILTON FREE EDITION)»
Posted on February 22, 2005 (26 comments)
Tags: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
First, thanks for this! Here are some things you might find interesting: Beloved alt-country forefathers The Jayhawks officially called it quits today. Stereogum always liked this tune: The Jayhawks - "Waiting For The Sun" The Gates for cats. Fader's got... CONTINUE READING RANDOM LINKS (PARIS HILTON FREE EDITION)»
Posted on February 22, 2005 (26 comments)
Tags: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
"Comfortable and confident" lip-syncher Ashlee was sabotaged on live TV! Someone encode that shit please. ASHLEEGATE UPDATE: Watch the incident and the apology (Windows Media, via College Humor). You may now dissect in Zapruder-like detail. ANOTHER UPDATE: Somewhere on... CONTINUE READING ASHLEE SIMPSON'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DISASTER»
Posted on October 24, 2004 (753 comments)
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Saturday Night Live
"Comfortable and confident" lip-syncher Ashlee was sabotaged on live TV! Someone encode that shit please. ASHLEEGATE UPDATE: Watch the incident and the apology (Windows Media, via College Humor). You may now dissect in Zapruder-like detail. ANOTHER UPDATE: Somewhere on... CONTINUE READING ASHLEE SIMPSON'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DISASTER»
Posted on October 24, 2004 (753 comments)
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Saturday Night Live
I'm fascinated by the enterprising idiots who sell vanity gmail addressess on eBay. How much does one go for? Well, it all depends on the seller's level of delusion. Here's a list of auctions sorted by current asking price. There's... CONTINUE READING GMAILERS GO NUTS ON EBAY»
Posted on July 6, 2004 (7 comments)
I'm fascinated by the enterprising idiots who sell vanity gmail addressess on eBay. How much does one go for? Well, it all depends on the seller's level of delusion. Here's a list of auctions sorted by current asking price. There's... CONTINUE READING GMAILERS GO NUTS ON EBAY»
Posted on July 6, 2004 (7 comments)
More on this story as it develops.... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY HOBBLES TO SUBWAY»
Posted on July 1, 2004 (32 comments)
More on this story as it develops.... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY HOBBLES TO SUBWAY»
Posted on July 1, 2004 (32 comments)
http://thekicker.nymetro.com/ --> ? UPDATE: Oh.... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KICKER?»
Posted on March 1, 2004 (4 comments)
http://thekicker.nymetro.com/ --> ? UPDATE: Oh.... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KICKER?»
Posted on March 1, 2004 (4 comments)
Woman dies watching Passion. (link via Ishtar Gonzalez) UPDATE: God's IMDB page.... CONTINUE READING MEL GIBSON'S FATHER DENIES IT»
Posted on February 26, 2004 (7 comments)
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