At this point, it's only weird if there ISN'T a porno based on your favorite TV show. 30 Rock? Yes. Seinfeld? Yes. Cosby Show? Yes. The world is still waiting on a Breaking Bad porno, and a The Wire porno,... CONTINUE READING NSFW: WOOF, A PORNO BASED ON DEXTER»
Posted on October 9, 2009 in NSFW, Oh, Yuck!, Parodies
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Tags: Dexter | Dexxxter | Murder | Nikki Rhodes | Porno | Sex | Sex Crimes
Ryan Jenkins, the VH1 reality TV contestant accused of murdering his wife, has been found dead in a motel in Canada of an apparent suicide. Oof. This whole story was a little TOO real, if you know what I mean.... CONTINUE READING RYAN JENKINS DEAD FROM APPARENT :(ICIDE»
Posted on August 24, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Death | Emmys | Megan Hauserman | Megan Wants A Millionaire | Murder | Ryan Jenkins
As you may have read yesterday, all future airings of the VH1 show Megan Wants a Millionaire have been put on indefinite hiatus. The reason for this is that one of the contestants, Ryan Jenkins, is a suspect in the... CONTINUE READING MEGAN HAUSERMAN GOES ON A DATE WITH A FUTURE SUSPECTED MURDERER»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in Justice, Reality TV
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Tags: Daft Punk | Megan Hauserman | Megan Wants A Millionaire | Murder | Ryan Jenkins | VH1
The Lovely Bones trailer, you guys: He has done it! Peter Jackson has brought Alice Sebold's miserable book The Lovely Bones (the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific child rape-homicide) to life/death! It does look a little like What Dreams May... CONTINUE READING THE LOVELY BONES BRINGS MAGIC AND WONDER BACK TO CHILD RAPE-HOMICIDE»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Alice Sebold | Heaven | Mark Wahlberg | Michael Imperioli | Murder | Peter Jackson | Susan Sarandon | The Lovely Bones
YIKES. PLEASE STOP CLIMBING UP ON STAGE AND GUTTING FISH WHILE THEY ARE STRIPPING. IT IS INHUMANE TO THE FISH AND ALSO HORRIFYING AND VERY SURPRISING WHEN YOU ARE NOT EXPECTING IT. INSTEAD, PLEASE SMASH THE FISH STRIPPER'S HEADS... CONTINUE READING THE WORLD'S WORST VISUAL METAPHOR»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Fish | Murder | Netherlands | Strippers | Visual Metaphors
We're all guilty of nervous laughter to some extent or another. There was a really interesting article in the New York Times a couple of years ago about how laughter is often an instinctual survival mechanism. Laughter is used as... CONTINUE READING THIS IS WHAT ALL NERVOUS LAUGHTER SOUNDS LIKE TO ME»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Murder | Nervous Laughter
No one told this motherfucker that when you come to Mr. Chi-City's crib, he kill you every time. For the record, that wasn't a sissy scream, it was his war cry.... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN KILL THIS INSECT AND IT AIN'T BUTTER»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in Viral Video, Vlogging
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Tags: Animal Collective | Bugs | Mr. Chi-City | Murder
There is a horror/thriller coming out at the end of May called The Strangers. It's a combination of Halloween and Funny Games. Also, Scott Speedman. You can watch the trailer here, and take particular note of your favorite forest sprite... CONTINUE READING 1801 CLARK IS THE SIMPSONS'S HOMETOWN OF SPRINGFIELD BUT FOR MURDER»
Posted on April 17, 2008
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Tags: 1801 Clark | Hockey | Murder | The Strangers
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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