KEVIN JAMES! STOP IT! I KNOW YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH AN IMPORTANT VISION, BUT AT WHAT COST, KEVIN JAMES? AND WHERE DOES IT END? From the AP: Two movie-star monkeys and crew members of the Adam Sandler film "The... CONTINUE READING KEVIN JAMES WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL THE ANIMALS ARE INJURED»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Hospital | Kevin James | Monkeys | The Zookeeper
Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la la, look at me with... CONTINUE READING THESE MONKEYS HAVING A POOL PARTY ARE MAKING US LOOK THE FOOL»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Monkeys | Parties | Pool | Summertime
This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don't want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don't watch this video. Or if you think, "surely he is kidding and... CONTINUE READING THIS IS A VIDEO OF A MONKEY MAKING OUT WITH A CAT»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Cats | Monkeys | Sex | Zoo
I guess my annoyance with this girl is 100% jealousy-based, but if I had a cute little baby marmoset named Louie in my coat at my high school, I would not complain at all. Actually, looking around that classroom, I... CONTINUE READING SOME PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE THEIR BABY MONKEYS»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Marmosets | Monkeys
I can't figure out what language the young people in this car are speaking, but this video is a perfect specimen of YouTube storytelling: unseen human characters react exactly the way we all would to monkeys suddenly having sex on... CONTINUE READING MONKEYS STAGE CAR HOOD SEX SHOW FOR HYSTERICAL TEENAGERS»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Monkeys
This isn't the cutest monkey ever, but it is a VERY cute monkey, and halfway through the video it's joined by the poisonous creature beloved by the internet, none other than a little slow loris! And then the monkey messes... CONTINUE READING ALLEGED "CUTEST MONKEY EVER" PLAYS WITH A SLOW LORIS»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Balls | Cats | Hamster | Hamsters | Monkeys | Slow Loris | Weezer
Ahh! This is kind of loud, so headphones up!: Oddly enough, this is the least creepy video of a creature wearing a mask that we've ever featured on Videogum.... CONTINUE READING AN ORANGUTAN TRIES ON A SCARY GORILLA MASK»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Apes | Masks | Monkeys
Yes, that's the clever title of this post, but this baby monkey that was born in Sydney last week is so cute it's ludicrous. I challenge anyone to find a monkey cuter than this. This is the end of the... CONTINUE READING OH MY GOD THIS BABY MONKEY IS SO CUTE»
Posted on March 31, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Monkeys
Half the nation is unemployed, so there are new drinking rules anyway. You may drink before 10 am if the weird people of Fox News find a way to say "bright blue scrotum" at least five or six times in... CONTINUE READING I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT DRINK EVERY TIME THESE FOX NEWS PEOPLE SAY "BRIGHT BLUE SCROTUM"»
Posted on February 20, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Monkeys | Scrotums
There's a monkey loose in Florida and there's a crazy "trapper" trying to catch him. I hope those are tranquilizer bullets!: Nice use of the COPS theme....NOT.... CONTINUE READING MONKEY ON THE LAM!»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Monkeys
This email came last night from a tipster named Tori: I don't know if you guys ever watch Law & Order: SVU, but the most amazing thing ever happened on Tuesday's episode. Basically, the episode is about smuggling exotic animals... CONTINUE READING THE MONKEY IS IN THE BASKETBALL»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in
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Tags: Law And Order: SVU | Monkeys
CBS News cameras at a McCain rally caught this otherwise sweet-faced older man holding a stuffed monkey with an Obama sticker on it. When he realized he was on camera, he sneakily removed the Obama sticker and foisted the stuffed... CONTINUE READING YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, MONKEY-MAN»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Bonnaroo | John McCain | Monkeys | Nine Inch Nails
Have you seen these monkey waiters they have now? They're monkeys who have the amazing ability to not only wait tables, but to flood email inboxes with emails titled "MONKEY WAITERS!!!": I like how they're only allowed to work two... CONTINUE READING WORLD TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED FROM ECONOMIC CRISIS BY MONKEY WAITERS»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Coachella | Monkeys | Of Course | Waiters
Tonight, Primetime continues their series on "The Outsiders" (people who live among us but are weird in some way) with a special on childless couples who treat their pet monkeys ("monkids") like children. They're a lot like childless couples... CONTINUE READING MONKEYS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK MONKEYS ARE PEOPLE»
Posted on July 1, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Monkeys
Seen during SportsCenter this morning, a little too early in the morning: this commercial for the award-winning product "Anti Monkey Butt Powder," which absorbs sweat and prevents the chafing that apparently accompanies long rides in a big rig or motorcycle:... CONTINUE READING ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER COMMERCIAL IS CLASSING UP ESPN»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Monkeys
Celebrity intervention alert! In recent therapy sessions on Jay Leno's couch, Christina Ricci continues to reveal more about what appears to be a crippling pathological fear of God's special creatures, The Animals. In February, Christina revealed to Jay that she... CONTINUE READING TALK SHOW THERAPY: CHRISTINA RICCI THINKS MONKEYS, COUGARS, AND BOBCATS ARE GOING TO EAT HER»
Posted on May 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Bobcats | Christina Ricci | Cougars | Jay Leno | Monkeys | Speed Racer
