This email came last night from a tipster named Tori: I don't know if you guys ever watch Law & Order: SVU, but the most amazing thing ever happened on Tuesday's episode. Basically, the episode is about smuggling exotic animals... CONTINUE READING THE MONKEY IS IN THE BASKETBALL»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Animals On Film (17 comments)
Tags: Law & Order: SVU |
Monkeys
CBS News cameras at a McCain rally caught this otherwise sweet-faced older man holding a stuffed monkey with an Obama sticker on it. When he realized he was on camera, he sneakily removed the Obama sticker and foisted the stuffed... CONTINUE READING YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, MONKEY-MAN»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in Politics, Viral Video (6 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama |
John McCain |
Monkeys
Have you seen these monkey waiters they have now? They're monkeys who have the amazing ability to not only wait tables, but to flood email inboxes with emails titled "MONKEY WAITERS!!!": I like how they're only allowed to work two... CONTINUE READING WORLD TEMPORARILY DISTRACTED FROM ECONOMIC CRISIS BY MONKEY WAITERS»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in Animals On Film (6 comments)
Tags: Monkeys |
Of Course |
Waiters
Tonight, Primetime continues their series on "The Outsiders" (people who live among us but are weird in some way) with a special on childless couples who treat their pet monkeys ("monkids") like children. They're a lot like childless couples... CONTINUE READING MONKEYS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK MONKEYS ARE PEOPLE»
Posted on July 1, 2008 in Animals On Film, Newsmagazines (2 comments)
Tags: Monkeys
Seen during SportsCenter this morning, a little too early in the morning: this commercial for the award-winning product "Anti Monkey Butt Powder," which absorbs sweat and prevents the chafing that apparently accompanies long rides in a big rig or motorcycle:... CONTINUE READING ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER COMMERCIAL IS CLASSING UP ESPN»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Animals On Film, Commercials (0 comments)
Tags: Monkeys
Celebrity intervention alert! In recent therapy sessions on Jay Leno's couch, Christina Ricci continues to reveal more about what appears to be a crippling pathological fear of God's special creatures, The Animals. In February, Christina revealed to Jay that she... CONTINUE READING TALK SHOW THERAPY: CHRISTINA RICCI THINKS MONKEYS, COUGARS, AND BOBCATS ARE GOING TO EAT HER»
Posted on May 7, 2008 in Late Night (0 comments)
Tags: Bobcats |
Christina Ricci |
Cougars |
Jay Leno |
Monkeys |
Speed Racer
Here we find our hero multitasking like nobody's business. Gossip if you must, but remember this is actually the preferred stance for most bloggers. L. Lo's totally marrying a hapless yokel by year end. I cannot wait for the girl's... CONTINUE READING I WILL FIX YOU LINDSAY LOHAN»
Posted on May 27, 2005 (87 comments)
Here we find our hero multitasking like nobody's business. Gossip if you must, but remember this is actually the preferred stance for most bloggers. L. Lo's totally marrying a hapless yokel by year end. I cannot wait for the girl's... CONTINUE READING I WILL FIX YOU LINDSAY LOHAN»
Posted on May 27, 2005 (87 comments)
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