I bump this shit when I'm buying bulk candy and condoms at CVS. TRICK OR TREAT, STEPSON! (Thanks for the tip, Thomas.)   Read Story »

Maybe now you can finally reach that goal of fitting into last season's overalls.   Read Story »

You know what I hate? Child abduction. Hate it! Yuck! Oh, child abduction is the worst. I have always felt this way. You can go through everything I have ever written or said in my entire life…   Read Story »

I suppose "Stop it, mom, you're embarrassing me" is still way better than "Stop it, mom, you're raping me." (Precious joke. Too soon? Too LATE?!)   Read Story »

"You don't know anything! I hate you! Get out of my room!" -- Your mom. (Via BuzzFeed.)   Read Story »

Look, I love Lost as much as the next lady who loves Lost so much, but you are being a bad mom right now.   Read Story »

Hi, mom! Get out of my room! Normally, I am not a big fan of posting videos of people acting funny when the person acting funny is not aware that they are being videotaped. It is one thing to…   Read Story »

Just in time and actually two weeks early for Mother's Day comes one of the best Everything Is Terrible finds ever, and that's saying something. Moms on the 'net! It's not just about technogeeks with…   Read Story »

This video has been shooting around the internet like a Wanted bullet (you've got to curve the video), and it's not like I don't understand why. The rare but beautiful moments when someone drops…   Read Story »

WGN Morning News in Chicago responded to a viewer's comment that Sarah Palin's voice reminded her of the mom from the defunct cartoon Bobby's World by playing a bunch of YouTube clips on TV.…   Read Story »