The Fourth Kind trailer, you guys: That looks...weird. It combines actors portraying real people mixed in with actual video footage of real people? Maybe. It could also combine famous actors portraying fake people with actual video footage of unknown actors... CONTINUE READING FINALLY, A LARAMIE PROJECT ABOUT ALIENS»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Aliens | Milla Jovovich | The Fourth Kind
In the tradition of Deliverance and The River Wild, A Perfect Getaway is a man-vs-man-in-nature thriller starring Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich as a vacationing couple who run into the wrong creepy murderers on their beautiful island vacation. I don't... CONTINUE READING A PERFECT GETAWAY: LIKE DELIVERANCE BUT WITH HOT BAD GUYS»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: A Perfect Getaway | Chris Hemsworth | Dale Dickey | Marley Shelton | Milla Jovovich | Steve Zahn | Timothy Olyphant
What is it about Milla Jovovich and the end of the world? I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having the zombie virus either, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, but she really has quite a streak... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: ULTRAVIOLET»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Milla Jovovich | Ultraviolet
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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