There is no worse advertiser than milk. As if it wasn't bad enough that their product is blamed for all kinds of things like childhood obesity and drug-resistant MRSA infections, they seem never be planning to let up with that... CONTINUE READING MILK ADVERTISERS FIND A WHOLE NEW WAY TO BE GROSS»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Commercials, Gross
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Tags: Milk | Sexism
The type is a little hard to read here, so I've transcribed it: Pee Marks the Spot My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to pee my pants is simple. Milk has protein to help... CONTINUE READING IF ANYTHING, HUGH JACKMAN HAS GOT TOO MUCH MILK»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Hugh Jackman | Milk | Pee | Wolverine: Origins
Obviously, I'm going to join a Facebook group called "Mickey Rourke Was Robbed," because I know that's a valuable use of my time. I just hope the group updates regularly with lots of new information about how that thing happened... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE WAS ROBBED DOT COM»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Academy Awards | Facebook | Mickey Rourke | Milk | of Montreal | Sean Penn | The Wrestler
The TV Guide Channel (whatever that is) hired Joey Fatone to cover the red carpet at last weekend's SAG Awards, NATURALLY, and he proved that he is now and will forever be your boyfriend. Here he is interviewing James Franco... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: JOEY FATONE»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: James Franco | Joey Fatone | Milk | National Failures | SAG Awards
The actual headline here is: "Fraternity's Vomiting Milk Prank Causes Crash Involving Child." How do you not click on that, even if you fear what you might see? Don't worry, the child is not only okay and adorable, but this... CONTINUE READING FRAT BOYS CAUSE CRASH WITH MILK VOMIT PRANK»
Posted on September 26, 2008 in The News
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Tags: Milk
Yesterday, in posting the trailer for Gus Van Sant's Milk, I remarked that Harvey Milk's story was one that deserved to be told, and then I took a sideswipe at the Ray Charles biopic, Ray, calling it "bullshit." This led... CONTINUE READING WHY BIOPICS SUCK AND ARE THE WORST»
Posted on September 4, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: A Beautiful Mind | Milk | Ray | The Aviator
Milk is the new film from Gus Van Sant about Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to public office as a city supervisor in San Francisco. He was also murdered (natch, America is #1!) by a fellow city... CONTINUE READING I AM MILK TRAILER»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Gus Van Sant | Homophobia | Homosexuality | James Franco | Josh Brolin | Milk | Sean Penn
I'm all for drinking milk (wait, what? I don't care about milk) but this is ridiculous. "Others Reload, Batman Refuels"? What does that even mean? And why are we still advertising milk? Are there people who forgot about milk? And... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL FDA RECOMMENDED DAILY ALLOWANCE OF CALCIUM?»
Posted on May 28, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Christian Bale | Milk | The Dark Knight
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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