This is a picture of Mickey Rourke from last night, dressed up for a Halloween party at some club. Pretty cool costume! I think it's really neat that while everyone else is going as Sexy Candy Bar or Sexy Wallet,... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE WINS THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST OF MY NIGHTMARES»
Posted on October 30, 2009 in Caught On Tape
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Tags: Halloween | Mickey Rourke
Do you like this poster? Do you? It's OK if you do. Just say that you like this poster. Just say, "when I see this poster, I am intrigued and want to know more." Is that a movie poster? (That's... CONTINUE READING IF YOU LIKE THIS POSTER, HERE ARE SOME OTHER THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Jason Statham | Mickey Rourke | Sylvester Stallone | The Expendables
This weekend at Wrestlemania 25, whatever that is, Chris Jericho called out Mickey Rourke, who then stepped into the ring and "knocked him out" with a "left hook." I guess now that the (FAILed) Oscar campaign is over, Rourke's been... The Wrestler 2: Armed & Fabulous'">CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE "KNOCKS OUT" CHRIS JERICHO IN THE WRESTLER 2: ARMED & FABULOUS»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Sports, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Chris Jericho | Lollapalooza | Mickey Rourke | The Decemberists | The Wrestler | WWE
Mickey Rourke, eager to follow up on his career-reviving success in The Wrestler, and not letting Sean "Oscar Thief" Spicoli throw a damp blanket on his triumphant return to Hollywood's A-List, has already signed on to reclaim his role as... CONTINUE READING THE WRESTLER 2: FULL THROTTLE»
Posted on March 5, 2009
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Tags: Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler | The Wrestler 2
[In this week's story, Mickey Rourke has just won the Academy Award for Best Actor.] Mickey Rourke walked into the Vanity Fair party like his feet were made of clouds. Al Gore gave him a high five. Someone dropped their... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MICKEY ROURKE CELEBRATES HIS OSCAR WIN»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Academy Awards | Mickey Rourke | Sean Penn | The Wrestler | Weezer
Obviously, I'm going to join a Facebook group called "Mickey Rourke Was Robbed," because I know that's a valuable use of my time. I just hope the group updates regularly with lots of new information about how that thing happened... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE WAS ROBBED DOT COM»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Academy Awards | Facebook | Mickey Rourke | Milk | of Montreal | Sean Penn | The Wrestler
We can say with 100% certainty that when Stephen Colbert's show returns from a one-week hiatus tonight, he will boast about how, once again, he used his silly little code to correctly predict all five major awards. (Note: his code... CONTINUE READING PREDICTION: WE KNOW WHAT STEPHEN COLBERT IS GOING TO GLOAT ABOUT TONIGHT»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: Mickey Rourke | of Montreal | Sean Penn | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report | The Oscars
Sometimes you don't need to spend hours researching the history of a YouTube video to know that it's something that needs to be seen right away, so here's this old (as in '90s) video in which film critic Joe Queenan... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE FOR A DAY»
Posted on February 12, 2009 in Comebacks, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Joe Queenan | Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke put on his lucky pants. They were silk and looked a little like clown pants and they had a hole in the crotch that sometimes his balls fell out of. They also happened to be his only pair... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MICKEY ROURKE EATS AN OLD BROKEN DOWN PIECE OF MEAT»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Mickey Rourke
After suggesting that he would participate in a WWE match this spring, Mickey Rourke has now backed out. Supposedly this move was prompted by a publicist worried about actual wrestling's affect on Rourke's Oscar chances. Probably. But would you ask... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE CONTINUES TO ACT ALL MICKEY ROURKE-Y»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler | WWE
Mickey Rourke will not rest until the already blurry line between where his life ends and where the fictional life of Randy 'The Ram' Robinson begins is completely obliterated (by tears). From MSNBC: Rourke will be participating in WWE's "Wrestlemania... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE IS REALLY JUST A BROKEN-DOWN PIECE OF MEAT»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler | WWE
Everyone knows the joke about the curse of Golden Globe winners who forget to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association -- it's why almost all of last night's winners thanked the HFPA right off. It was even a joke on... CONTINUE READING MICKEY ROURKE THANKED HIS DOGS, BUT NOT THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS»
Posted on January 12, 2009 in Awards, Awkward Live TV
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Tags: Golden Globes | Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler
Mickey Rourke explains his 7-month training regimen to put on 35 pounds of muscle for his role in The Wrestler (which is great, btw). Not to be confused with his 52-year sadness regimen required to put on that face.... CONTINUE READING HOW TO GET IN THE WRESTLER SHAPE»
Posted on January 9, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Exercise | Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler
Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler trailer, you guys: Too sad! Actually, the quotes are way sadder than the actual trailer. All that "Witness the resurrection of Mickey Rourke" and "Harmonic convergence of player and part that happens once in a blue... CONTINUE READING THE WRESTLER LOOKS AS GREAT AS IT DOES SAD»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Darren Aronofsky | Evan Rachel Wood | Marissa Tomei | Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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