In an interview with the Guardian UK, McG tells a charming anecdote about being head-butted in the FACE on the set of one of his movies. SPOILER ALERT, I already told you who it was. Terminator Salvation got a slug... CONTINUE READING BILL MURRAY HEADBUTTS MCG BECAUSE BILL MURRAY IS THE MCBEST»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Bill Murray | Charlie's Angels | Fist Fights | Headbutts | McG | Radiohead | Terminator: Salvation
McG is really bad at his job as a movie director, and he should be fired (from Hollywood). Also, he has a small penis. These are just FACTS. America was kind enough to give him another chance last weekend with... CONTINUE READING HOW TO MAKE MCG LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING»
Posted on May 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Idiocracy | Lava | McG | Terminator: Salvation
Back in the mid-90s, when I was just entering my late 40s (right after my first divorce), my dad picked me up from a movie theater in Chicago where I had just seen a Saturday matinee with a friend. On... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: TERMINATOR: SALVATION»
Posted on May 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Christian Bale | McG | Robot Uprising | Sam Worthington | Terminator: Salvation
The dim, cinder block hallway of the community college's Davidson Building was a sickly medicinal green with yellow-faded linoleum floors, and fluorescent lights that gave off a faint but insistent hum. McG's leather pants and well-greased goatee reflected the insufficient... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MCG, AN ADULT, ATTENDS AN ENGLISH CLASS»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in
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Tags: English Language | McG | Penises
So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a penis measuring contest. You know, the... CONTINUE READING MCG HAS A SMALL PENIS IN HIS CHARDONNAY»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in ,
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Tags: McG | Michael Bay | Penises | Terminator: Salvation | Transformers 2
lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start this national... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO HAS THE BIGGER PENIS: MCG OR MICHAEL BAY?»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | McG | Michael Bay | Nullus | Penises | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation | The Terminator | Transformers | Transformers 2
It is already well established that McG is the worst, and that Michael Bay is the worst, independent of each other. But now they are going head to head in a race to see who can be the absolute worst.... CONTINUE READING MCG CHALLENGES MICHAEL BAY TO A BEING THE WORST CONTEST»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | McG | Michael Bay | Penises
It's being reported today that director McG has lost his ultimately-right-but-seriously-misguided-in-his-execution ratings battle with the studio for an R rating for Terminator: Salvation. The story itself broke on AICN (via Vulture), which discovered an official MPAA rating for the movie... CONTINUE READING 4 REASONS THE TERMINATOR APOCALYPSE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR 13-YEAR-OLDS»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Children | McG | Terminator: Salvation
McG, the director of this summer's Terminator: Salvation, is possibly being faced with a studio-mandated PG13 rating for his movie and he is unhappy about it. Now, I will admit that I prefer my dark dystopian post-Apocalyptic nightmares to be... CONTINUE READING MCG IS THE MCWORST»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: McG | Terminator: Salvation
Japanese Terminator: Salvation trailer, you guys: Time travel is insane. Like, once the first Terminator was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, if he were to succeed, then he would by the very nature of his mission have... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR: SALVATION TO FEATURE THE STUPID BATMAN VOICE»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Christian Bale | Girl Talk | McG | Terminator: Salvation
I'm looking forward to Terminator: Salvation. For one, I like Apocalyptic nightmares. For two, they cast Christian Bale as John Connor, thereby embracing the first rule of the modern action movie which is "cast Christian Bale in it." But that... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR SALVATION HAS A SMALL PENIS»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Christian Bale | James Cameron | McG | Terminator: Salvation
