Dude is pissed! A genuine Snickers need a fucking moment moment if I've ever heard one. (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)... CONTINUE READING SOMEHOW, THE MCDONALD'S JOB FAIR WASN'T VERY GOOD»
Posted on May 7, 2009 in Vlogging
(71 comments)
Tags: Economic Crisis | Jarvis Cocker | McDonald's | Work
A father and daughter sit in awkward silence at what appears to be a McDonald's somewhere in the American midwest definitely Canada. As a rowdy group of hockey player kids rustle in from the snow, the little girl asks her... CONTINUE READING MCDONALD'S PANDERS TO THE LAID-OFF WORKING CLASS DAD MARKET»
Posted on March 31, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Commercials
(30 comments)
Tags: McDonald's | The Economy
Either way, this McDonald's Filet-O-Fish commercial is on all the time this week! Every show. This is the "I want my baby back baby back baby back" of March 2009. The "five dollar footlongs," if you will: This doesn't make... CONTINUE READING IS THIS A MCDONALD'S COMMERCIAL OR A PETA COMMERCIAL?»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Commercials
(7 comments)
Tags: McDonald's | The Flaming Lips | The Sopranos
Poor Burger King. Their garbage food is so delicious but they are never going to win. Their war on McDonald's is like Pepsi taking on Coke. Literally. There's obviously not a joke there, it's just the same thing. In each... CONTINUE READING WHOPPER VIRGINS DO IT AT HOTELS»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Free Advertising
(18 comments)
Tags: Burger King | Lollapalooza | McDonald's | Xenophobia
Awww, finally a commercial on YouTube I'm too young to have seen when it was on TV. In 1980, Michael J. Fox starred in a McDonald's commercial called (because McDonald's commercials were called things in the '80s, I do remember... CONTINUE READING MICHAEL J. FOX'S ADORABLE FIRST COMMERCIAL»
Posted on October 1, 2008 in Commercials, Nostalgia
(1 comments)
Tags: McDonald's | Michael J. Fox | TV On The Radio
In celebration of the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac, because that's a thing that needs celebrating, McDonald's teamed up with MySpace to host a contest in which people who loved Big Macs can create a new Big Mac song... CONTINUE READING THIS GUY JUST FUCKING LOVES MCDONALD'S, OK?»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in WebJunk
(0 comments)
Tags: McDonald's | Prison
This is the 15 second teaser trailer they are showing ahead of The Dark Knight this weekend for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, you guys: Ooph. What? This tells me nothing. This is like someone trying to be a... CONTINUE READING HARRY POTTER IS THE MCDONALD'S OF MOVIE FRANCHISES»
Posted on July 18, 2008 in Trailer
(2 comments)
Tags: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince | McDonald's | Peanuts
Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have VIRAL VIDEOS. I'm sorry, I just felt like you hadn't had enough french-fry-hadouken-induced epileptic seizures yet today. Download the wallpaper here. ... CONTINUE READING SUPERSIZE HIM!!»
Posted on May 28, 2008 in Video Games, Viral Video
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Tags: McDonald's
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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