In the latest issue of People magazine, the cast of the Today show dress up like they're in Anchorman 2: The Edge of Reason, or something. It's weird. "We're pimps! We're pimps now!" That's what they say, probably. Weirdos.... CONTINUE READING THE CAST OF THE TODAY SHOW ARE PIMPS! THEY'RE PIMPS NOW!»
Posted on October 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | Today
Alec Baldwin has an interview in the new Playboy that will be fully online (and on newsstands) on Friday, but they posted a bunch of highlights today. Highlights of the highlights: Alec was suicidal after the voicemail incident (:(), he... CONTINUE READING ALEC BALDWIN HAS SOME BAD NEWS FOR 30 ROCK FANS»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alec Baldwin | Matt Lauer | Playboy | The Today Show
I think we can all agree that what happened on The Today Show this morning was just wrong (the beginning, duh). Mommy, I'm scared at the TV set!: I would complain about the NKOTB's inexplicably frequent appearances on The Today... CONTINUE READING NKOTB BRING THE CREEPY MASK FETISH TO THE TODAY SHOW»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Masks | Matt Lauer | NKOTB | The Today Show
This morning as part of their "Today Takes On" series, where the Today Show crew tries new things, the gang painted their interpretations of live nude models with an instructor. This is the salient one minute of that. I don't... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER AND MATT LAUER AREN'T AFRAID TO PAINT GENITALS»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Kathie Lee | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
Carrie Fisher, who I love, I mean Love, I mean LOVE, was on The Today Show today to talk about her new memoir, Wishful Drinking. For a Today Show guest, or any celebrity, really, she's shockingly open about her former... CONTINUE READING CARRIE FISHER: "CARY GRANT TOLD ME TO STOP EATING ACID"»
Posted on December 10, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Carrie Fisher | Girl Talk | Matt Lauer | The Today Show
This morning, when I couldn't take any more of Britney's lethargic and totally dull GMA performance, I switched over to the Today Show, where I knew that Ann Curry would be interviewing Brad Pitt. That part was boring, too (he... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY'S BIZARRE MOUSTACHE PROVERB»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Janelle Monae | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
(We know this is two posts in a row about The Today Show, but this morning's muppet takeover cannot be ignored just because of a Tracy Morgan promise.) The Today Show has been taking on some odd in-show sponsorships lately... CONTINUE READING THE MUPPETS TAKE THE THE TODAY SHOW'S LAST SHRED OF DIGNITY»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Christopher Meloni | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | Muppets | The Today Show | Vampire Weekend
The Today Show does weird shit every year for Halloween, but this year was extra-embarrassing, with the cast dressed up as fairy tale characters acting out an awkward, muddled story narrated by Matthew Broderick as product placement for his upcoming... CONTINUE READING ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE TODAY SHOW IS ON CRACK LAND»
Posted on October 31, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Kathie Lee | Matt Lauer | Matthew Broderick | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
Weird. Friday night, the Friar's Club had a surprise roast of noted comedian Matt Lauer, and even Tom Cruise showed up to make fun of him (using his own material!) This morning The Today Show aired some "highlights": I know... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE ROASTED MATT LAUER FOR SOME REASON»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Brian Williams | Katie Couric | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Shins | The Today Show | Tom Cruise
It's hard to keep the Kennedys straight. They all look alike! But Robert F. Kennedy is the second most famous dead Kennedy, so when Matt Lauer, aka, "The smart one," interviewed his son Robert last week on The Today Show... CONTINUE READING MATT LAUER TO RFK, JR.: "HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING?"»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Coachella | Joel McHale | Matt Lauer | Robert F. Kennedy Jr. | The Soup
On this morning's Today, Matt Lauer and Al Roker performed some male tandem rhythmic gymnastics. This video may seem like a couple of high-paid TV personalities just having a little fun between more serious segments on how peanut butter is... CONTINUE READING MATT LAUER TAKES AL ROKER TO EVERYTHING SCHOOL»
Posted on August 19, 2008 in
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Tags: Al Roker | Coachella | Matt Lauer | Olympics | Today | TV On The Radio
Matt Lauer and Al Roker accidentally wore the same suit on the same day for the first time in fifteen years today (they say that, I haven't been, like, keeping track). So Al Roker compares them to "Arnold Schwarzenegger and... CONTINUE READING MATT LAUER AND AL ROKER DIDN'T CALL EACH OTHER LAST NIGHT TO PLAN THEIR OUTFITS»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | The Today Show
Oh man, with total apologies, Aaron Eckhart and Maggie Gyllenhaal were on The Today Show this morning, and this clip from the show has been titled "Aaron Eckhart Tells Moving Story About Heath Ledger's iPod", so, um, yeah. It is... CONTINUE READING AARON ECKHART: "HEATH LEDGER WILL LIVE ON THROUGH HIS IPOD"»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in
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Tags: Aaron Eckhart | Heath Ledger | Maggie Gyllenhaal | Matt Lauer | The Dark Knight | The Today Show
It's a slow news day when the Today Show runs out of things to tell us not to eat because they're not made out of food, and invites a "bubble expert" on the show to attempt the absurd trick of... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER DOESN'T FIT IN HISTORIC TODAY SHOW BUBBLE»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Bubble | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
THE CHALLENGE: To go to The Today Show and stand in the audience with a sign of Lindsay's design. THE RESULT: My alarm is set for 4:15 in the morning because my challenge is to be in the crowd on... CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: THE TODAY SHOW CHALLENGE»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show