Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It's disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women's magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it's important to stay thin and fit and toned... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING US»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Masturbation | Shake Weight | Women
Your poor boyfriend forgot to close his sunroof while jerking off in the car he very unfortunately chose to park under the offices of a Canadian internet company. So they took video, and laughed a lot, and alerted your boyfriend... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THE SUNROOF MASTURBATOR»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Caught On Tape, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Masturbation
So Peter Cook went on 20/20 on Friday for some reason, where he was interviewed by Barbara Walters about all the stuff he did that made Christie Brinkley divorce him. The guy was obviously trying to clear his name and... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIE BRINKLEY'S EX JOKES ABOUT MASTURBATION WITH BARBARA WALTERS»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: 20/20 | Barbara Walters | Christie Brinkley | Masturbation | Peter Cook
We all know about the magic of foley artists. They're the guys who make everything sound like horse hooves and fire. Those are the two sounds. Anyhow, they're involved in all the movies and TV shows, but the place where... CONTINUE READING IS THERE AN EMMY FOR SOUND EDITING?»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Andrew W.K. | Foley Artists | Masturbation | The Simpsons
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