Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence are in talks to make a Sheneneh and Wanda movie? I never thought that I would live long enough to witness two Heats in my lifetime! These guys know what I'm talking about: "We have... CONTINUE READING FINALLY, SHENENEH AND WANDA ON THE BIG SCREEN!»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Jamie Foxx | Martin Lawrence | Sheneneh | Wanda
(Alternate tagline: Fat Throttle.) The script is being written by the guy who wrote Mrs. Doubtfire. We can finally change the country's name to the United States Of Perfect. ... CONTINUE READING BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 3: BIGGER MOMMAER»
Posted on September 3, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Big Momma's House 3 | Martin Lawrence | Mrs. Doubtfire | Screenplays
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Columbia Pictures has hired a screenwriter to write a script for Bad Boys 3. Great news! That must mean that Rush Hour 4 is already in the bag. So far, neither Will Smith, Martin Lawrence,... CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD BE THE TAGLINE FOR BAD BOYS 3?»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Bad Boys 3 | Martin Lawrence | Michael Bay | Will Smith
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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