What is this, new movie trailer day? (It is basically new movie trailer day.) Date Night trailer, you guys: Sure. I mean, whatever. It's basically our generation's True Lies but with fewer hermaphrodites. But have you seen the cast for... CONTINUE READING DATE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STARS»
Posted on November 11, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Common | Date Night | James Franco | Mark Wahlberg | Steve Carrell | Tina Fey
PAH! Clips from the Marky Mark exercise video have been around for awhile, but Rich FourFour's new edit is the one that really gets the blood flowing. Now you are ready to hang out by the pool! PAH*! *A Glossary... CONTINUE READING HOW TO GET A MARKY MARK BODY»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Pro Tips
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Mark Wahlberg | Marky Mark | PAH! | Sex
The Lovely Bones trailer, you guys: He has done it! Peter Jackson has brought Alice Sebold's miserable book The Lovely Bones (the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific child rape-homicide) to life/death! It does look a little like What Dreams May... CONTINUE READING THE LOVELY BONES BRINGS MAGIC AND WONDER BACK TO CHILD RAPE-HOMICIDE»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Alice Sebold | Heaven | Mark Wahlberg | Michael Imperioli | Murder | Peter Jackson | Susan Sarandon | The Lovely Bones
gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is out there figuring out... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT DO WE FIGHT ABOUT WHEN WE FIGHT ABOUT LOVE?»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Jimmy Fallon | John Stamos | Kathy Griffin | Kevin Smith | Kristen Stewart | Mark Wahlberg | Twilight | Verne Troyer
Ugh. You know, not everything has to be adapted into a movie. Someone should tell Hollywood about this fun fact. I love Monopoly (C.R.E.A.M.), but I'm more than happy to leave it as a funtimes party game for the whole... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: MAX PAYNE»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Beau Bridges | Chris O'Donnell | Ludacris | Mark Wahlberg | Max Payne | Mila Kunis | Videogames
Has anyone done an investigation into what NPH did during all those years between Doogie Howser, M.D. and his recent multi-platform Lazarus-like comeback? It's starting to seem like we could have used him, and that he let us down. Saturday... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT»
Posted on January 12, 2009 in Sketch Comedy
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Mark Wahlberg | Neil Patrick Harris | Saturday Night Live
(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on June 16, 2008. Lindsay... CONTINUE READING A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND BLOGS: THE 9 FUNNIEST THINGS IN THE HAPPENING»
Posted on December 29, 2008 in Rerun
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Tags: M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
Barack Obama's chief of staff is Rahm Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel's brother is Hollywood agent Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel represents Tina Fey. In 2004, Tina Fey made a joke about president Abraham Lincoln on Weekend Update. Abraham Lincoln had a... CONTINUE READING WILL THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in SNAP!
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Tags: Abraham Lincoln | Ari Emanuel | Barack Obama | Jeremy Piven | John F. Kennedy | Mark Wahlberg | Martin Sheen | Rahm Emanuel | Tina Fey | Vampire Weekend
Oh, who are we kidding, there was never any dilemma and nobody is waiting all the way until next Thursday to watch 30 Rock. The management of pop culture expectations is a solemn and sacred responsibility, both in a professional... CONTINUE READING DID YOU GIVE IN AND WATCH 30 ROCK ONLINE? ME TOO!»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in Sitcoms, Spoilers
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alec Baldwin | Jack Donaghy | Liz Lemon | Mark Wahlberg | Megan Mullally | Tina Fey
I don't know how Lindsay does this every week. Have you actually sat down and watched an entire episode of Saturday Night Live? Yikes. All these years of making fun of MadTV for being the inferior late night sketch program... CONTINUE READING SNL: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS, AND ALSO MARK WAHLBERG»
Posted on October 20, 2008 in Sketch Comedy
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Tags: Mark Wahlberg | Sarah Palin | Saturday Night Live
gabe: who has less of a sense of humor about things than Mark Wahlberg? gabe: am I seriously going to fight about this? didn't I fight with Lindsay about Mark Wahlberg last weeek gabe: well Lindsay is out of town... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO HAS LESS OF A SENSE OF HUMOR THAN MARK WAHLBERG?»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Mark Wahlberg | Mel Gibson | Russell Crowe | The Holocaust
So, it looks likely that Mark Wahlberg's outburst on Kimmel last night was, as many commenters suggested, just a set up for his revenge cameo appearance on SNL this weekend. If it's true, we will finally know the answer to... CONTINUE READING SAY SHUT UP TO YOUR MARK WAHLBERG FOR ME, ALRIGHT?»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Mark Wahlberg | Saturday Night Live
He didn't used to be your boyfriend. He used to be too good for you. But this whole Andy Samberg gently impersonating him on Saturday Night Live thing has revealed that he's kind of an anti-semitic asshole. (Thanks for the... CONTINUE READING MARK WAHLBERG IS YOUR BOYFRIEND»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Jews | Jimmy Kimmel | Mark Wahlberg
In last week's Friday Fight we joked that Mark Wahlberg secretly hated Andy Samberg's hilarious homage to him, "Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals." As several tipsters and a commenter pointed out, Wahlberg dissed the sketch and SNL in the New... CONTINUE READING MARK WAHLBERG DOES NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT HIS SNL PARODY»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in Feuds, Parodies
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Bonnaroo | Mark Wahlberg | Saturday Night Live
gabe: How can Mark Wahlberg be destroyed? lindsay: Mark Wahlberg cannot be destroyed. lindsay: He has been so hardened by the mean streets of South Boston. gabe: he is invincible! gabe: he should have been destroyed so many times gabe:... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT COULD DESTROY MARK WAHLBERG?»
Posted on October 10, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Boogie Nights | Donnie Wahlberg | Fear | Mark Wahlberg | Nine Inch Nails | The Happening
Does anyone care that The Happening came out on DVD today? The little movie that couldn't about vengeful plants that caused human suicide seemed vaguely relevant back in June but is totally silly now, and not just because of the... The Happening'">CONTINUE READING ENJOY: MARK WAHLBERG'S "COUGH SYRUP" SCENE FROM THE HAPPENING»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in Really Bad Movies
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Tags: Coachella | Faces Of Death | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
It seems like Hollywood got the idea for the videogame-to-movie adaptation process from the old prank where you but a half gallon of milk behind your friend's radiator because you hate them. You take two perfectly decent things, milk and... CONTINUE READING CAN MARLO STANFIELD SAVE THE MAX PAYNE MOVIE?»
Posted on July 10, 2008 in Trailer, Video Games
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Tags: Jamie Hector | Mark Wahlberg | Marlo Stanfield | Max Payne
When I put up the collection of lightsaber mash-up videos last week, I sent it to my friend Max Silvestri, and he was inspired to create his own: The best part about this video is that Max got the idea... CONTINUE READING THE 11TH BEST LIGHTSABER MASH-UP OF ALL TIME»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Boogie Nights | Lightsabers | Mark Wahlberg | Nullus
Mark Wahlberg has been in the news a lot this week, not only because he stars in Whoops, The Happening, but also because he told a British interviewer that he was glad he didn't take a role he was offered... CONTINUE READING A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME WITH MARK WAHLBERG»
Posted on June 19, 2008 in Nullus
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Tags: Mark Wahlberg
Lindsay and I went to see M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening yesterday. It was truly an epic FAIL, although to be fair, the people who turned around in their seats and yelled at us "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING... CONTINUE READING A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND BLOGS: THE 9 FUNNIEST THINGS IN THE HAPPENING»
Posted on June 16, 2008
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Tags: M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
As if I could get any more not at all excited about M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, now I see this: HAHAHHAHAHA. No, lady on the street, "this is not good." I'm glad to see that when critical reception to... CONTINUE READING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S SPOOKY IMPROV EVERYWHERE RIP-OFF»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Improv Everywhere | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Suicidal Ideation | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
There's a new international poster for The Happening, you guys. I think all the sites that have been claiming that the surprise twist at the end is SPOILER ALERT a neurotoxin created by trees and nature to extinguish humans because... CONTINUE READING THE HAPPENING INTERNATIONAL POSTER IS GARBAGE»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Lame | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
Just in case you thought M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening looked horrible, but might not be gross enough, red band trailer: I don't know why, but this red band trailer makes me laugh. "Claire?" It's spooky and gross and everything,... CONTINUE READING THE HAPPENING RED BAND TRAILER: CAN I GET A RIDE TO THE SUICIDE PARTY?»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: John Leguizamo | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Suicidal Ideation | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
The early review on of M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening on collider made the blog rounds yesterday in no small part due to this comparison: The closest comparison I can draw is to Neil LaBute's Wicker Man and, like that... CONTINUE READING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN, AS WITH EVERYTHING SHITTY HE DOES, WEARS HIS CHOKER UNAPOLOGETICALLY»
Posted on May 16, 2008 in Backlashes, Behind The Scenes, Wait For It...
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Tags: M Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
New trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, you guys: I know that it's really easy to make fun of M. Night Shyamalan, and that he's up in his mysterious mansion made of whispers and tin foil laughing at us... CONTINUE READING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S THE SPOOKY WIND CELL PHONE DISEASE»
Posted on May 2, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: John Leguizamo | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Spooky Mysteries | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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