Pedro, like so many other thousands of people in the world, enjoys videotaping himself singing pop songs and posting them on the internet. That on its own isn't very interesting as it's just an ingrained function of the way we... CONTINUE READING EVERYONE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET PEDRO»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Lip Synching | Mariah Carey | Pedro
Whoops, Mariah Carey, this is your new music video: I know that rich and/or famous people eventually enclose themselves in a disorienting bubble of "yes men," echoing with reassurances that their grandiose senses of self-importance are reasonable and justified, that... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: MARIAH CAREY»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Eminem | LOLk | Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Transgendered People
Mariah Carey on the set of her new music video is your boyfriend. Basically you two are in love. Big time.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: MARIAH CAREY»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Mariah Carey
In a recent interview, Mariah Carey has a whole new theory on why her movie Glitter was a disaster, and it's basically her senior thesis paper for Logic University. From Celebitchy (via ONTD): "That movie was released on September 11th,... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GLITTER DID NOT FAIL BECAUSE OF 9/11»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in Interviews
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Tags: Genius Bar | Glitter | Mariah Carey | September 11th
Today is a historic day, you guys. Voters are expected to turn out in record numbers. Barack Obama might be the first African American President of the United States. If John McCain were to win, he would be the oldest... CONTINUE READING THE 2008 ELECTION BOILS DOWN TO THIS MOMENT»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in Music Related Content, Politics
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Tags: Election 2008 | Mariah Carey
"40 years later. Nomi Malone returns to Las Vegas once again to 'make it,' but unfortunately her knees have given out, OR SOMETHING (note for director: backstory?) so all she is capable of doing is standing on stage in... CONTINUE READING MARIAH CAREY STARS IN SHOWGIRLS 2»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Mariah Carey | Showgirls
Rich Four Four was constantly being asked about his fascination with Mariah Carey. He tried to explain it in words, but people just stared at him blankly, the way Mariah Carey might if asked a question about science or books.... CONTINUE READING I THINK I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF MARIAH CAREY NOW»
Posted on August 26, 2008 in Fan Tribute Videos, Music Related Content
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Tags: Coachella | Mariah Carey
At first glance, this version of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" video (the one with Jack McBrayer as the nerd) in which everything but Mariah (including her hands) is replaced by a green screen looks like an invitation by the... CONTINUE READING THE MARIAH CAREY GREEN SCREEN CHALLENGE»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Fan Tribute Videos, Music Related Content
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Tags: Jack McBrayer | Mariah Carey
Oh good, just what we needed, a second trailer for You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Can someone tell me what's wrong with this movie. I mean, obviously it's terrible. But it was written by Robert Smigel and Judd Apatow.... CONTINUE READING I DON'T MESS WITH YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Jews | Judd Apatow | Mariah Carey | Robert Smigel | Whoops Ocean | You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Finally, it's here! Womp womp. Oh well. It seemed like a dream team, Mariah Carey and Jack McBrayer could have been our generation's Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, or at least this year's Heat-caliber casting powerhouse. Instead it is obvious... CONTINUE READING "TOUCH MY BODY": HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE»
Posted on February 27, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Brett Ratner | Jack McBrayer | Mariah Carey | Music Videos
MTV buried the lede on this one. When "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner isn't busy with big-screen projects, he takes a trip to the small screen -- at least when Mariah Carey comes calling. The filmmaker called in to Ryan... CONTINUE READING MARIAH CAREY LIVES EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK»
Posted on February 22, 2008 in Music Related Content, Wait For It...
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Tags: Brett Ratner | Jack McBrayer | Mariah Carey
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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