Some day it has been so far! You don't even know the half of it. Literally. If someone were to cut this day in half and introduce you, you'd be like "nice to meet you, stranger." Huh? Whatever. Anyway,... CONTINUE READING HOLD ON A SECOND»
Posted on October 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Babies | David Letterman | General Hospital | James Franco | Madonna | Padma Lakshmi | The Late Show
[Ed. note: due to a Netflix goof, this week's TWMOAT nominee, Margot at the Wedding, will be next week's TWMOAT nominee. And what was supposed to be next week's nominee will be discussed this week. Important, startling information! But just... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Aidan Quinn | Desperately Seeking Susan | John Turturro | Laurie Metcalf | Madonna | Rosanna Arquette | Steven Wright
So last night was the big Britney Spears CD Infomercial, and you know what? It was very entertaining, but someone needs to call MTV out on being the biggest liars on the planet. There was nothing "no holds barred" about... CONTINUE READING BRITNEY SPEARS WANTS TO BE A LAWYER»
Posted on December 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Britney Spears | Madonna
Filth and Wisdom is the directorial debut from Madonna. That Madonna. Trailer, you guys: The fact that this movie looks totally 'fine,' like if you did not know that this was directed by Madonna you would think 'yes, that is... CONTINUE READING MADONNA HATES GUY RITCHIE SO F'ING MUCH»
Posted on September 30, 2008 in
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Tags: Filth And Wisdom | Guy Ritchie | Madonna
I clicked on this video because it said "Madonna Falls Onstage," which she eventually does, but much more confounding than the fall is what is she doing? She's, like, off in a corner kind of humping a guitar while the... CONTINUE READING GUITAR-SEIZURE MADONNA IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND»
Posted on September 18, 2008 in , ,
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Election-related video fatigue has hit hard, which is why it took seeing this in like five different places, even with the Colbert association (It's part of Colbert's "Make McCain Interesting" green screen challenge), to finally watch this. And then watch... CONTINUE READING MCCAIN STRIKES A POSE IN THE ONLY POLITICAL VIDEO I'LL WATCH THIS WEEK»
Posted on June 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: John McCain | Madonna | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report | Vogue
Does not get old. Madonna's "Four MInutes" performed by the Rock-afire Explosion. George Clooney may have his chateau on the Italian Riviera, but he probably doesn't even know about this, so I think we win. ... CONTINUE READING WHAT ABOUT THE GROOVE THAT SOOTHES, THAT MOVES ROMANCE?»
Posted on June 17, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Justin Timberlake | Madonna | Rock-afire Explosion