Paris Hilton, a paragon of class, taste, and good decision making skills, has confirmed that she was the original target for the Eminem-Bruno prank at the MTV Movie Awards but she politely declined, because of how she's a lady. From... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON WANTS CREDIT FOR ALMOST HAVING BUT NOT HAVING BALLS IN HER FACE (THIS TIME)»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | Idiocracy | MTV Movie Awards | Paris Hilton | Sacha Baron Cohen
I'm no Eminem fan, but even a hater like myself can recognize when the object of her contempt is going way overboard to try to convince the world that he's finally grown something resembling a sense of humor about himself.... CONTINUE READING EMINEM NOW PRACTICALLY TAKING CREDIT FOR BRUNO STUNT»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | MTV Movie Awards | Sacha Baron Cohen
James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. Not as the celebrated leader of a great band that he is, but as Aziz Ansari's semi-anonymous plus one. And then he blogged about it. Sell out. ... CONTINUE READING JAMES MURPHY IS PLAYING IN MTV'S HOUSE»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Aziz Ansari | Hollywood | James Murphy | MTV Movie Awards | My Morning Jacket
Sorry if this ruins anyone's sense of childlike wonder at what they thought was a spontaneous moment of transcendent magic when Sacha Baron Cohen put his butt in Eminem's stupid face at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, but head... CONTINUE READING NO SHIT: THAT BRUNO/EMINEM THING WAS STAGED»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | MTV Movie Awards | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY FUNNY. (And we just knew KEYBOARD CAT was gonna show up.)... CONTINUE READING THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Andy Samberg | Ben Stiller | Brody Jenner | Bruno | Cameron Diaz | Chris Isaak | Danny McBride | Eminem | Forest Whitaker | Justin Timberlake | Keyboard Cat | Kiefer Sutherland | LeeAnn Rimes | MTV Movie Awards | Robert Pattinson | Sacha Baron Cohen | Sandra Bullock | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog | Twilight | Twitter | Will Ferrell
gabe: who do you think should win the coveted Best WTF? Moment at the MTV Movie Awards? lindsay: Well for one thing, it should be something that is actually WTF. Like, Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in Baby Mama?... MTV Movie Awards?'">CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT SHOULD WIN "MOST WTF MOMENT" AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS?»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Angelina Jolie | Baby Mama | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Jason Segel | MTV Movie Awards | Slumdog Millionaire | Tropic Thunder | Wanted
At the MTV Movie Awards, the world's most important and relevant awards ceremony, it will be official: Ben Stiller is old. From People: Zac Efron, 21, will present the Zoolander star, 43, with MTV's Generation Award at the upcoming Movie... CONTINUE READING ZAC EFRON TO PRESENT BEN STILLER WITH A "YOU'RE OLD" AWARD»
Posted on May 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Aging | Ben Stiller | Death | MTV Movie Awards | Zac Efron
If you take the "Best Kiss" category at the MTV Movie Awards seriously, you're probably voting for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and you should be in school right now. But for everyone else: for some reason Tom Lennon and... CONTINUE READING TOM LENNON AND PAUL RUDD WANT YOUR VOTE FOR "BEST KISS"»
Posted on May 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Amy Adams | Hank Azaria | I Love You Man | MTV Movie Awards | Paul Rudd | Tom Lennon
More free advertising for the MTV Movie Awards, but these things just keep being really funny. The latest is Andy Samberg for Best Female Performance in "Evenings With Miss Elouise," for which Anne Hathaway should win some sort of award... CONTINUE READING ANNE HATHAWAY DISPLAYS HER ACTING ABILITY IN "EVENINGS WITH MISS ELOUISE"»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Anne Hathaway | MTV Movie Awards
Okay, yes internet, Andy Samberg has made another funny MTV Movie Awards Promo with a sweaty Will Arnett and a stabby Bill Hader: I can't wait for the Samberg version of "Best WTF Moment," though. (Thanks for the tips, Chuck... CONTINUE READING ANDY SAMBERG AND WILL ARNETT FIGHT TO THE DEATH»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Bill Hader | MTV Movie Awards | Will Arnett
After the jump, I have posted the full list of this year's nominees at the MTV Movie Awards, but here are some important statistics: Twilight tops the list with seven nominations. Of course it does. High School Musical 3: Senior... CONTINUE READING UM, WHY DO THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS STILL EXIST?»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | Fleet Foxes | MTV Movie Awards
The MTV Movie Awards promo starring Jack Black, Michael Cera, and host Andy Samberg that they're showing on TV was funny, but this version is even funnier: Is it wrong that I'm actually looking forward to this show a little?... CONTINUE READING UNCENSORED MTV MOVIE AWARDS PROMO CONTAINS THE WORD "PENIS"»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Depeche Mode | Jack Black | Michael Cera | MTV Movie Awards | Penises
Pretty much the only thing that deserved immediate attention at last night's MTV Movie Awards (besides Verne Troyer's apparent coke fit) was the dreamy Johnny Depp, whose acceptance of two awards, Best Comedic Performance and Best Villain, earned him... CONTINUE READING DIABLO CODY AND TILA TEQUILA HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN MEN: JOHNNY DEPP»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Diablo Cody | Johnny Depp | MTV Movie Awards | Tila Tequila
The press releases have been going out almost daily for over a month now: the next recipient of an MTV Movie Award could be YOU! Just send in your spoof of one of the pre-selected movies and you could (could)... CONTINUE READING MTV MOVIE AWARDS TO AMATEUR SPOOF FILMMAKERS: YOU SUCK»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Ipecac | Juno | MTV Movie Awards | Spoofs | Tropic Thunder
So, this video with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. played during the MTV Movie Awards last night, which I did not watch because Lindsay and I had a coin toss over who would have to suffer through... CONTINUE READING THIS TROPIC THUNDER VIRAL VIDEO IS AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Ben Stiller | Jack Black | MTV Movie Awards | Robert Downey Jr. | Tropic Thunder | War In Iraq
I don't get what Mike Myers's problem is. Is he in a competition with Jerry Seinfeld to see who can lose the most good will the quickest? Granted, Jerry Seinfeld is CRUSHING IT on that one. Bee Movie. Never Forget.... CONTINUE READING RUSSELL CROWE MAY HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, BUT MIKE MYERS IS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA»
Posted on May 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Diarrhea | Hairin Makeister | Mike Myers | MTV Movie Awards | Pitka | Russell Crowe | The Love Guru
lindsay: enchanted is the best kiss gabe: ew gabe: your favorite kiss is when he kisses a dead woman gabe: that's what you think kissing is lindsay: The woman is supposed to not move at all, right? lindsay: I read... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO SHOULD WIN "BEST KISS" IN THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS?»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Disturbia | Enchanted | Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix | Juno | MTV Movie Awards | Step Up 2 The Streets
So yesterday I was talking about the MTV Movie Awards and how they are ridiculous. As a network, MTV has already delegitimized itself as any kind of arbiter of taste or cultural importance. And as a collection of films up... CONTINUE READING PLEASE HELP ME BURN THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS TO THE GROUND»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in
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Tags: MTV Movie Awards
This might be an obvious question, but what is the point of the MTV Movie Awards? MTV only has two shows anymore, NeXt and X-Factor, neither of which seem to be arbiters of critical integrity. I just don't see what... CONTINUE READING A NOTE TO THE PRODUCERS OF THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: STICK TO ROOM RAIDERS, GUYS»
Posted on May 7, 2008 in
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Tags: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry | MTV Movie Awards | Superbad | X-Factor
