You can now purchase your very own Dharma Intiative jumpsuit on eBay. They've got to move these jumpsuits. Get it? You get it.... CONTINUE READING THE QUESTION IS NOT HOW MUCH IS THE DHARMA JUMPSUIT, BUT HOW WHEN?»
Posted on March 16, 2009 in Dream Merch
(3 comments)
Tags: Dharma Initiative | Lost
Oh man. If this frozen chicken wings commercial is any indication, Walt should have never left the island. Acting! You can just imagine Malcolm David Kelley on the set, fielding questions about the smoke monster and the pirate wheel, people... CONTINUE READING WE HAVE TO MOVE THE FROZEN CHICKEN WINGS!»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Free Advertising, Where Are They Now?
(11 comments)
Tags: Frozen Chicken | Lost | Malcolm David Kelley
Last night's episode of Lost was the weakest of the season. But the new season of Lost is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's got mushrooms on it? I don't know how expressions work. So, "three years earlier," "three... CONTINUE READING LOST: THE QUESTION IS WHEN IS SAWYER'S BEARD?»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in Love-Watching
(44 comments)
Tags: Lost
Wow, right? Last night? Total wow. Locke is back! But we knew that, didn't we? Somehow? He's like the white Jin. We knew he would be back. Remember that one time, I think it was Jack who was like "is... CONTINUE READING LOST: TIME TO CHOOSE SIDES, GUYS»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Love-Watching
(38 comments)
Tags: Lost | Team Ben | Team Whidmore
Whoa! I knew [THEY HAD] TO GO BACK, but I didn't think they'd actually go through with it! Just kidding, I did. I thought they'd go through the shit out of it. So, Farraday's mom takes them to the basement... CONTINUE READING LOST: NEW LOSTIES!»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in Love-Watching
(35 comments)
Tags: Lost | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
To celebrate the 100th episode of Lost, a cake was commissioned from Charm City Cakes, i.e. Ace of Cakes. It's creation will be featured in an upcoming episode of that show, but photos have already been posted to jorgegarcia.livejournal.com (via... CONTINUE READING "JACOB SAID TO MOVE THE CAKE" OR: "WHAT'S IN THE CAKE?" OR: "SMOKE CAKESTER"»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(30 comments)
Tags: Ace Of Cakes | Cake | Jorge Garcia | Lost
Oh man, you guys. So, Jin is alive, duh. You know, for as inconvenient as people keep claiming these time-jumps are, sometimes they seem really convenient. Like when you are about to get shot. "Time-jump? Don't mind if I do!"... CONTINUE READING LOST: WAIT, SHOULD THEY SPOILER BACK TO THE SPOILER? »
Posted on February 12, 2009 in Love-Watching
(17 comments)
Tags: Lost
Here is a two-minute preview clip from this week's episode of Return To Lost Island: You know, for a show that is as good as this show is right now, which is very good, they could have some better preview... CONTINUE READING LOST: WE HAVE TO MOVE THE SPOILER!»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Love-Watching, Wait For It...
(14 comments)
Tags: Lost | Spoilers | Taylor Swift
Oh man, you guys. So, OK, Jack and Kate, WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK, all that. The lawyer with his maternity suit. I wish someone would take Aaron away from Kate. I wish someone would take everything away from her.... CONTINUE READING LOST: THE ONLY LOOPHOLE ON THIS SHOW EVER»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in Love-Watching
(66 comments)
Tags: Lost
Last night I watched The Dark Knight again. I forgot that Richard Alpert was in it. He plays the mayor of Gotham City. He also plays the Commissioner of the Gotham City Eyeliner Task Force. Dude should work as an... CONTINUE READING SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, NESTOR CARBONELL WEARS EYELINER»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(20 comments)
Tags: Eyeliner | Lost | Nestor Carbonell | The Dark Knight
O. M. God. Are you guys watching Lost? Because you should be watching Lost. These numbers are concerning me. Last week's ratings were lackluster. The New York Times reported that "the show's two-hour fifth-season premiere averaged 11.4 million viewers, a... CONTINUE READING ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING LOST? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING LOST»
Posted on January 29, 2009
(60 comments)
Tags: Lost | Telekinesis
Um, what? Al Trautwig is best known as a commentator for the MSG Network who provides pre- and post-game commentary for all of the New York Knicks and Rangers games. From his online bio: Al Trautwig currently serves as both... CONTINUE READING OF COURSE THE KNICKS/RANGERS ANNOUNCER HAS A LOST VLOG»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, Sports, Vlogging
(13 comments)
Tags: Al Trautwig | Lost
Sawyer found the core of everlasting energy at the center of the island. He knew that by harnessing this energy he could travel in time. He tucked his gun into the waistband of his jeans, and set his copy of... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: SAWYER KILLS HITLER»
Posted on January 22, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
(14 comments)
Tags: Hitler | Lost | Modest Mouse
Last night's season 5 premiere episode of Lost killed it! I think! It's hard to tell! We are obviously getting into deep mindfuck territory (Deep Mindfuck Territory is my fourth album, it's conceptual), although I will say that it's finally... CONTINUE READING LOST: WHAT'S IN THE SANDWICH?!»
Posted on January 22, 2009 in Love-Watching
(19 comments)
Tags: Lost | Lunch | Ted Leo
Oh man. So it begins! Lost starts 2nite u guyz! Are you pumped? Here are the questions I have for the new season: What is up with all these polar bears? What is up with the smoke monster? What is... CONTINUE READING LOST IS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT LOSTIER»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in Love-Watching
(9 comments)
Tags: Lost
There's another new promo for season 5 of Lost, you guys. OK, we get it, YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK. So go back. Either go back or shut up. In case anyone's wondering what that final screen says on the... CONTINUE READING WE'VE GOT TO NERD OUT THE ISLAND»
Posted on December 19, 2008 in What America Wants
(2 comments)
Tags: Lost | Nerds
A couple of weeks ago, the creators of Lost asked an intern to put a two minute clip from season 5 on-line as a teaser for the superfans. In it we learned that two SPOILERs come to SPOILER'S house with... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: MORE MINUTES FROM THE SEASON PREMIERE OF LOST»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in What America Wants
(5 comments)
Tags: Lost | Matthew Fox | Smoke Monsters
Last spring's season finale of Lost was as good as it gets. So many mysteries! Is Jin really dead? Where did the island go? What happened to Locke? Why can't Jack afford a working razor? Will no one murder Kate?... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: 2 MINUTES FROM THE SEASON PREMIERE OF LOST»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in What America Wants
(11 comments)
Tags: Lost
This is supposedly a trailer for season 5 of Lost that doubles as a video for The Fray, but in reality it's just the worst. Woof. This is way more effective than either the Three Doors Down National Guard recruitment... CONTINUE READING 10 WAYS TO MAKE LOST LOOK WORSE THAN THIS FRAY VIDEO DOES»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
(9 comments)
Tags: Kanye West | Lost | The Fray
Well, now that we've put Fringe in the ground, how about a trailer for Lost? SPOOKY COMPASS! Man, there's really nothing here. We've given this show too much power in the relationship. It's taking us for granted. Most of this... CONTINUE READING LOST TEASER TRAILER, YOU GUYS»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in Trailer, Wait For It..., What America Wants
(2 comments)
Tags: JJ Abrams | Johnny Depp | Lost | Tim Burton | Vampire Weekend
New trailer for Lost season 5, you guys: SPOILER ALERT Lost season 5 picks up RIGHT where Lost season 4 left off. In case you don't remember, at the end of Lost season 4, Ben told Jack that all of... CONTINUE READING WHAT ARE THEY HATCHING FOR LOST SEASON 5? (GET IT? HATCH? HATCH JOKES?)»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in Wait For It..., What America Wants
(0 comments)
Tags: Lost | Season 5 Preview
In the fifth season of Lost, which starts filming soon, two new characters will be introduced. From Entertainment Weekly: First up is Caesar, a dangerous, physical and extremely intelligent male between the ages of 35 and 45. Although his intentions... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: WHO SHOULD PLAY THE NEW LOST CHARACTERS?»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in Casting Calls
(1 comments)
Tags: Lost
Well, we still don't know what the smoke monster is, how you can move the island, where the polar bears come from, or why Jack thinks Kate is attractive, but we've finally solved one Lost mystery that we didn't even... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: BABY AARON ON LOST IS SO MANY BABIES»
Posted on August 5, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
(1 comments)
Tags: Lost
I got an email today from the Dharma Initiative inviting me to complete an "Eligibility Test" to see if I was the kind of person the Dharma Initiative was looking for. No I didn't. I got an email from a... CONTINUE READING THE DHARMA INITIATIVE ELIGIBILITY TEST AND 10 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR SMOKE MONSTER»
Posted on July 29, 2008 in Viral Marketing
(3 comments)
Tags: Dharma Initiative | Lost
Earlier this week, ABC launched the Lost Book Club, which allows you to while away the summer months between seasons (and also the fall months, and a few winter months, because Lost doesn't come back until January 2009). The purpose... CONTINUE READING WE'VE GOT TO MOVE THE LIBRARY»
Posted on July 3, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
(3 comments)
Tags: Books | Lost
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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