Holy shit. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus trailer, you guys: Deborah Gibson. Sure. EVERYONE GROWS UP. I'm going to tell you something: every single person involved with this project has a mommy or a daddy who is very proud of... CONTINUE READING MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS WAS CLEARLY $10 WELL SPENT»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Adventure | Deborah Gibson | Lorenzo Lamas | Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus
Last night's episode of The Bachelor was, as the show touts it, everyone's favorite in the Bachelor cycle: the hometown dates. Beautiful Shayne Lamas took the Brit bachelor to another part of LA to meet her dad, the actor Lorenzo... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: WOW, LORENZO LAMAS IS KIND OF A DICK»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Lorenzo Lamas | Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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