There is a Snuggie for dogs now? Of course there is a Snuggie for dogs now. I don't care what you do with your dog. Dress it up like Liam Neeson and pretend like it has to save its daughter... CONTINUE READING FINALLY, YOU AND YOUR DOG CAN BE WARM AND LONELY TOGETHER»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Dogs | Loneliness | Snuggie
OK, sure, maybe those 49 second pizzas aren't really going to taste very good. And OK, maybe the world's fastest gun reloader is terrifying even without such a terrifying skill, but with such a terrifying skill he is terrifying... CONTINUE READING A QUICK ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THESE GUYS»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in They Nailed It
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Tags: Cup Stacking | Hobbies | Loneliness | Speed Freaks
"Ladies?" --This Guy's Tombstone (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)... CONTINUE READING THE SINGLE MAN'S GUIDE TO LEVITATION»
Posted on July 13, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Loneliness | Magic | Wizards
THIS GUY. I'm not going to go into the depth of sadness or the crushing weight of failure that accompanied my purchase of an X-Box last night. That's a whole other post for my new blog, suicidegum.com. Whatever, fuck you,... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS, LOW SELF-ESTEEM, AND PLAYED A BUNCH OF GRAND THEFT AUTO IV LAST NIGHT?»
Posted on April 30, 2008
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Tags: Grand Theft Auto IV | Loneliness | Nerds
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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