The Hills ended last Sunday with a one hour finale in which Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married, Lauren Conrad "quit" her "job," and Kristen Cavallari showed up as if somehow we were supposed to believe that was a... CONTINUE READING GOODBYE TO ALL OF THAT»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Girl Talk | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he tells the mother of his future wife. But he's... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: FUCK THIS SHOW IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES (SEASON FINALE)»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Hate-Watching
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Brody Jenner | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Heidi is getting married. To Spencer. Our great national nightmare is almost at its end, just as the long, personal nightmare of the Pratts enters a new phase. Spencer has won the approval of Heidi's "cowboy" father, who has agreed... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: LAUREN CONRAD'S PENULTIMATE ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE»
Posted on May 26, 2009 in Hate-Watching, Soap Operas
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Even if you pretend that the characters on The Hills are actual human beings, and that as such they inherently have some kind of value on this Earth (God didn't make no junk, SUPPOSEDLY), there is still the issue of... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: THE LAUREN AND HEIDI FEUD IS THE GEORGE W. BUSH OF FEUDS»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in Soap Operas
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Coachella | Heidi Montag | Justin Bobby | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
This week's The Hills poses a very serious problem. Lauren goes on vacation to Italy (vacation from what, exactly?), at which point drama ensues! Can you believe all this drama that's ensuing while Lauren is in Italy? Except that all... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: IN THE LAND OF THE CLOWNS, LAUREN CONRAD IS QUEEN»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in Soap Operas
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
Whoops, I totally forgot. In my Hills recap today I gave a prediction of what would happen to the cast members as they got older. LC is clearly on the downward path to becoming a bitter Margo Channing just as... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS A LOT OF FUN, I HOPE IT DOESN'T DIE»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in Death, Reality TV
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Tags: Aging | Baby Jane Hudson | Bette Davis | Edie Beale | Grey Gardens | Heidi Montag | Lauren Bosworth | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Margo Channing | The Hills
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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