If you were to describe the movie Georgia Rule in a few short sentences on a sheet of paper, one might assume that it was an awful, awful movie. For example: It's the tonally-disjointed gently comic story of three generations... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: GEORGIA RULE»
Posted on October 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Dermot Mulroney | Felicity Huffman | Gary Marshall | Georgia Rule | Jane Fonda | Lindsay Lohan
As you may have heard, True Blood's ratings this season have been through the roof. Like, 20% increases from one week to the next? That is nuts. America is LOVIN' IT. It kind of makes you wonder who's watching this... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN IS AMERICA'S #1 TRUE BLOOD SUPERFAN, NATURALLY»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Lindsay Lohan | True Blood | Vampires
Rich FourFour went to the trouble of actually watching Lindsay Lohan's straight-to-cable movie Labor Pains, and discovered that it was basically a collection of truths about Lindsay Lohan. SPOILER ALERT: she's a loser.... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN: THE DOCUMENTARY»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Labor Pains | Lindsay Lohan | Pregnant Teens | Rich FourFour
Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup ("she just stopped talking to me") in a way that was, I guess, more "too soon" than "TMI," but it's like my... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN'S WHISTLE-STOP CRAZY TOUR PULLS IN TO ELLEN JUNCTION»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ellen | Ellen Degeneres | Lindsay Lohan | Samantha Ronson
In the wake of her recent meltdown that concerns Gabe greatly, Lindsay Lohan has gone to the unlikely but now official disgraced celebrity PR people, Funny Or Die, where their team of writers came up with the most overused template... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN PROVES SELF-SATIRE IS REALLY REALLY HARD»
Posted on April 14, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Funny Or Die | Lindsay Lohan
A couple of weeks ago, I downgraded Lindsay Lohan from a "celebrity" to a "lady of interest." Since then, things have only managed to get worse for her. She has purportedly "broken up" with Samantha Ronson, or whatever that guy's... CONTINUE READING IT IS TIME TO START PITYING "LADY OF INTEREST" LINDSAY LOHAN»
Posted on April 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Boxing | Lindsay Lohan | Michael Lohan
Lindsay Lohan, whoever that is, has been having a pretty rough week. First there was an interview with her in which she blamed her "sicko fans" for why she can't get work. I'm not defending the "sicko fans," but I... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN DOWNGRADED FROM "CELEBRITY" TO "LADY OF INTEREST"»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in
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By now, we all know that our American celebrities do commercials for big bucks in other countries, because nobody's told them yet about the internet (shhh, everyone.) The latest example is Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina, which is, according to Buzzfeed,... CONTINUE READING CLICK. FLASH. WOW: LINDSAY LOHAN IS A ROBOT»
Posted on March 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Girl Talk | Lindsay Lohan
There's a trailer for Labor Pains, the new comedy starring Lindsay Lohan and Cheryl Hines: When did that happen? Someone insured Lindsay to make a movie and it doesn't look that bad! Sure, the Law And Order line doesn't make... CONTINUE READING UM, LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW COMEDY LOOKS KIND OF FUNNY»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Cheryl Hines | Feist | Labor Pains | Lindsay Lohan
Boy, John McCain and Sarah Palin can't help but get advice today on how not to be so horrible at what they're doing. Here comes some now! From Lindsay Lohan's blog: I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN IS ALL THE BUZZ AT BUTTER AND BUNGALOW 8»
Posted on September 2, 2008 in
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Tags: David Byrne | Election 2008 | John McCain | Lindsay Lohan | Sarah Palin
Out of all the possible Worst Movies of All Time so far, none has been as painful to actually watch as I Know Who Killed Me. From its free-form "jazz" editing to its extended torture scenes to the chain-smoking divorcee... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: I KNOW WHO KILLED ME»
Posted on June 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Girls | I Know Who Killed Me | Lindsay Lohan
Via Defamer, the movie channel Starz is advertising its premiere of I Know Who Killed Me this Saturday (Flag Day desecration!) by skipping the pretension that anyone might enjoy the movie on its merits and focusing squarely on the vibrant... I Know Who Killed Me, It's Really Bad!"'">CONTINUE READING STARZ IS LIKE "WATCH I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, IT'S REALLY BAD!"»
Posted on June 12, 2008 in , , ,
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Tags: I Know Who Killed Me | Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is smarter than you might think. Hey, movie business not panning out that great? She'll just go back to her other love, making horrible music. New single "Bossy" guys: (thanks Geoff) It's kind of weird to give your... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW SONG "BOSSY" DOES NOT BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Kelis | Lindsay Lohan
The AP is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will be making a guest appearance on Ugly Betty. It's a classic example of keeping up with the How I Met Your Mothers. For those of you too young to remember, Lindsay Lohan... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN RETURNS TO ACTING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY»
Posted on May 5, 2008
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Tags: America Ferrera | Lindsay Lohan | Salma Hayek | Ugly Betty
Jared Leto's personal Apocalypse Now and the movie that required such excessive weight gain that he contracted gout and was forced to wear Crocs, is finally coming to a New York movie theater on March 28. Chapter 27 tells the... CONTINUE READING CHUBBY JARED LETO FINALLY COMING TO ONE MOVIE THEATER»
Posted on March 7, 2008 in , , , ,
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Tags: Andrew W.K. | Chapter 27 | Jared Leto | Lindsay Lohan
