Gossip Girl: It's Not Over Until The Size 4 Lady Sings

It's Yale Day, whatever that is. Have things really changed so much since I went to college? Granted, that was back in 1953, when a woman wouldn't dare to show her ankles, but I remember everyone getting their acceptance letters... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THE SIZE 4 LADY SINGS»

Gossip Girl: Blood Is More Of An Asshole Than Water

It's time to read Bart Bass's will. Lilly won't be there because she is in Boston with Rufus trying to track down their secret monster adoption nightmare. But Chuck has asked Blair to go with him, and the mysterious new... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLOOD IS MORE OF AN ASSHOLE THAN WATER»

Gossip Girl: Rufus Humphrey Is A Terrible Father

First things first: Aaron Rose is gone! Wait, isn't he Blair's stepbrother now? Shhhh! Don't spoil the Christmas Miracle with all of your pertinent questions. Gone. Serena broke up with him on the plane to Buenos Aires, which is classic... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: RUFUS HUMPHREY IS A TERRIBLE FATHER»

Gossip Girl: One Weddings And A Funeral

[Ed. Note: better late.] So, Bart Bass is dead. OR IS HE? My friend Steven has floated the possibility that he's not dead (quote: i just don't believe someone is dead until i see the corpse and see someone pee... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: ONE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL»

How About A SPOILER ALERT On These New Gossip Girl Posters

There's a new series of "provocative" Gossip Girl print ads that are going to definitely make the kids go hmm, just as soon as the kids discover the joys of reading. Each ad features one of the main characters (but... CONTINUE READING HOW ABOUT A SPOILER ALERT ON THESE NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS»

Gossip Girl: Dan And Serena Should Lose Their Suicide Virginity Together

Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way it's going to be a headlong rush through the holiday season and basically it's already 2009. But before we kiss 2008 goodbye forever, since this is such a forgettable year with absolutely... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: DAN AND SERENA SHOULD LOSE THEIR SUICIDE VIRGINITY TOGETHER»

Gossip Girl: Be Thankful I Don't Talk About Serena And Aaron Rose

It's Thanksgiving! As the episode opens we're told that while for most people Thanksgiving is a holiday where families come together and give thanks, on the Upper East Side it returns to its roots of lying, manipulation, and betrayal. POLITICAL.... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BE THANKFUL I DON'T TALK ABOUT SERENA AND AARON ROSE»

Gossip Girl: Dan And Jenny Humphrey Are Two Garbage Peas In A Vomit Pod

When Jenny Humphrey ran away last week it was very exciting. Unlike throwing your sweet sixteen-and-a-half at 1Oak or stealing all of Bart Bass's Ferragamo loafers as a goof, teenagers running away from home can have very dire consequences. Maybe... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: DAN AND JENNY HUMPHREY ARE TWO GARBAGE PEAS IN A VOMIT POD»

New Gossip Girl Posters Will Not Piss Off Your Parents

Remember the original ads for season 2 of Gossip Girl that showed two kids fucking Like Water for Chocolate style with a salacious quote like "Your Mom's Going To Barf," or "This Show Will Fuck Your Mouth"? Well there's a... CONTINUE READING NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS WILL NOT PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS»

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Takes The Fashion World By Stupid

OK, so last week Jenny Humphrey quit her job with Eleanor Waldorf and decided to start her own fashion line, and as this week's episode opens Jenny is just putting the finishing touches on a final dress. What? I'm not... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: JENNY HUMPHREY TAKES THE FASHION WORLD BY STUPID»

Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With

We open this week on Blair masturbating. Haha. That sentence. We open this week on Blair masturbating. OK! Dorata, her maid, catches her and tells her that God is always watching. Um, shut up, Dorata. Considering the fact that this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLAIR HAS AN ITCH THAT ONLY CHUCK CAN HAVE SEX WITH»

Gossip Girl: Serena Should Be Given Up For Adoption

Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»

Gossip Girl: Yale Ready For This

This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»

Gossip Girl: Charlie Trout, Don Grumphrey, Clair Waldorn, And Selena Ban Der Foodsen Go To Fashion Week

It's Fashion Week! This is obviously a show about high school because the most important thing to remember is IT'S FASHION WEEK. I remember when I was in high school every fall it was like "Ugh, isn't western civ over... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHARLIE TROUT, DON GRUMPHREY, CLAIR WALDORN, AND SELENA BAN DER FOODSEN GO TO FASHION WEEK»

Gossip Girl: Looks Like The Chuck Bass Has Become The Master

It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»

Gossip Girl: Our National Dan And Serena Nightmare Comes To An End

It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»

Gossip Girl: With Parents Like These, Who Needs Children

Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»

Gossip Girls Will Guest Star On 30 Rock

Sweeps Stunts are okay when they're on 30 Rock: EW reports that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively will guest star in a November sweeps episode, playing Liz Lemon's classmates in flashback. Fun! But who is going to play the (apparently)... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRLS WILL GUEST STAR ON 30 ROCK»

Posted on September 5, 2008 in Sitcoms (1 comments)
Tags: 30 Rock | Blake Lively | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Tina Fey

Gossip Girl: And Here We...Go

Just in time! Last night, I watched the season 1 finale of Gossip Girl right before season 2 began. I did it! Success! I win/lose! So, after Dan broke up with Serena and Chuck left Blair waiting on the helipad... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: AND HERE WE...GO»

Blair Waldorf Vs. Blair Warner

Sure, Blair Waldorf is the Queen B at Gossip Girl's Constance Billard, but she isn't the first A-list celebriteen. She's not even the first most popular Blair. That's right, before Blair Waldorf there was Blair Warner from The Facts of... CONTINUE READING BLAIR WALDORF VS. BLAIR WARNER»

Who Is The Most Popular Student At Constance Billard?

On the episode of Gossip Girl that I watched last night, little Jenny Humphrey stole a Valentino dress from that purse puppy Hazel in an effort to fit in and then found her whole upstairs-downstairs world crumbling around her when... CONTINUE READING WHO IS THE MOST POPULAR STUDENT AT CONSTANCE BILLARD?»

SPOILER ALERT: Gossip Girl Season 2 Promos

I'm one third of the way through season 1 of Gossip Girl, so please don't ruin it for me by saying whether or not everyone keeps being so one-dimensional and predictable. And NO SPOILERS about what East Village restaurant or... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 2 PROMOS»

So It Begins: Gossip Girl

Lindsay covered Gossip Girl at the tail end of last season, when it was roundly being declared one of the most bloggable shows on television, but it didn't really stick. Something about the show's "Gilmore Girls of the Upper East... CONTINUE READING SO IT BEGINS: GOSSIP GIRL»

Gossip Girl Finale Scene: Chuck And Blair Wake Up Together

This full scene from next week's Gossip Girl finale contains flirtation, plotting against Georgina, and the revelation that Chuck Bass wears his scarf during sex: He's Chuck Bass, and he has scars on his back that prove things. He's Chuck... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL FINALE SCENE: CHUCK AND BLAIR WAKE UP TOGETHER»

Posted on May 14, 2008 in Spoilers, Teen Soap Operas (2 comments)
Tags: Blair | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester

Gossip Girl: "The Non-Judging Breakfast Club"

Fine, I'll watch Gossip Girl, but only because it's ridiculous and there's only one episode left. If you don't watch the sometimes-addictive teen drama, you're probably wondering why some people you know today are saying "I'm Chuck Bass." As a... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: "THE NON-JUDGING BREAKFAST CLUB"»

Posted on May 13, 2008 in Spoilers, Teen Soap Operas (2 comments)
Tags: Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester