In other Hills news, MTV Movies Blog continues its proud tradition of enthusiastically reporting on movies that are not being made. Will a Hills movie be made? Probably not, and MTV Movies Blog is on the scene! This is funny,... CONTINUE READING HEIDI MONTAG TO STAR IN PLASTIC FACE FRANCHISE»
Posted on April 15, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Denzel Washington | Heid Montag | Lauren Conrad | The Hills
You love hockey. Who doesn't love hockey? Such a great sport. Huge fan right here. I love when they make the ice baskets. Guess who else loves hockey. No, not the Wayans brothers. You're thinking of lacrosse. Wayans brothers are... CONTINUE READING LAUREN CONRAD TO LEARN ENGLISH FOR THE NHL»
Posted on April 10, 2008
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Tags: Lauren Conrad | NHL | The Hills
We're all smart here, right? Smart enough? So can we cut the shit with The Hills already? It was cool last season for smart-ish people (and myself) to come up with elaborate college reasons for why it was OK to... CONTINUE READING DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT'S THE SPENCER PRATT SHOW?»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Hate-Watching, Reality TV
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Horrible People | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
As someone who has championed The Hills to many of his skeptical Dinosaur Jr. friends, last night's season 4 premiere made me more than a little nervous. Whoops, sorry guys. I'm sure once Lauren and Whitney get back from Paris,... CONTINUE READING HEIDI MONTAG'S PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND»
Posted on March 25, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Heidi Montag | Honor Suicide | Lauren Conrad | MTV | Parenting | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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