Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an internal logic to it. What is this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL S03E10: THE PLAY IS THE HUH?»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jessica Szohr | Lady Gaga | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" video, you guys: I give up! I tried to fight Lady Gaga off for awhile, but she might actually be some kind of retarded genius. I mean, her life is basically an Eric Wareheim video. How... CONTINUE READING YOU WIN, LADY GAGA»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Lady Gaga
My head is in a little bit of a yogurt cup this morning, but this still made me laugh. A lot. And I don't even care about South Park! (Does anyone? It's 2009! "Beefcake" was a lifetime ago.) Haha. That... CONTINUE READING ERIC CARTMAN SINGS LADY GAGA'S "POKER FACE"»
Posted on October 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Cartman | Lady Gaga | South Park
Watching Saturday Night Live on the West Coast is ridiculous. It's like watching THE PAST. Is everything like that out here? Living your life three hours behind THE ACTUAL WORLD. Just kidding, I know that time is a relative human... CONTINUE READING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: MADONNA BARFS THE TORCH TO LADY GAGA»
Posted on October 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Lady Gaga | Ryan Reynolds | Saturday Night Live
It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome costumed sex you have)... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: NOSFERATU DANCES TO LADY GAGA»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Dancing | Lady Gaga | Nosferatu | Pixies
Dear Lady Gaga, I don't really know who you are. As a 64-year-old man, I find myself less and less compelled to follow the hottest tracks of the latest dance pop superstars. I know you have that one song about... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO LADY GAGA»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Ellen | Lady Gaga | Weezer
