Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS! I'm sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don't know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it's got "a mall scenes" in it, maels prortrying... CONTINUE READING CUIRTIS "50 CANT" JICKSON'S NEW MAVIE LOOKS GREET!»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: 50 Cent | Craigslist | Extras | LOLk
It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This... CONTINUE READING KEANU REEVES = CHARLEMAGNE (BECAUSE: LOGIC)»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
(42 comments)
Tags: Charlemagne | History | Immortality | Keanu Reeves | LOLk | The Decemberists | The Truth Is Out There | Vampires
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in Free Advertising, Teen Korner
(33 comments)
Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
Is Shane Lee mentally disturbed? Possibly. Is Shane Lee medicated? He might be! At the very least, one can imagine a situation in which Shane Lee requires medication, whether or not he is receiving any. But why does that... CONTINUE READING SHANE LEE BELIEVES IN MIRACLES»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in Music Related Content, This Is Just The Work Of Sad People!
(27 comments)
Tags: LOLk | Morality | Shane Lee
Bobby Bottleservice is bobby BACKleservice! I never knew that your boyfriend(z) were so good at solving crime(z). (Via BuzzFeed.)... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: THE ED HARDY BOYZ»
Posted on October 5, 2009 in Operation Watch This
(16 comments)
Tags: Bobby Bottleservice | Christian Audigier | Ed Hardy | Girl Talk | Jon Daly | LOLk | Nick Kroll
This makes me laugh so hard you don't even know. Lots of Love. A strong addition to any LOLk portfolio. Your keys, sir.... CONTINUE READING "GET OFF MY FAMILY!" -- HARRISON FORD»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Supercuts
(37 comments)
Tags: Family Guy | Harrison Ford | LOLk | Wife Swap
There are plenty of iconic movie images that capture the essence of human terror. Hitchcock alone is responsible for many of them. Janet Leigh screaming in the shower in Psycho. Carey Grant running along a deserted country highway from a... CONTINUE READING THE TERRIFYING NEW FACE OF SUSPENSE»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in Creepy
(70 comments)
Tags: Ali Larter | Beyoncé | Horror Survival | Idris Elba | LOLk | Obsessed
The only thing to really do with this is set it up: the following is a scene from ABC Family's new gymnastics-themed show, Make It Or Break It, which based on this scene appears to be a documentary about what... CONTINUE READING THE GREATEST FIGHT SCENE OF ALL TIME»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
(51 comments)
Tags: Awesome | Fighting | Gymnastics | LOLk | Make It Or Break It | Women
"Hello. We've gathered you all here today because you are some of the most intelligent minds in your respective fields. We have scientists from all of the major disciplines: space and chemistry and physics and nuclear and brain. All of... CONTINUE READING SCIENTISTS CREATE THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT MOVIE TRAILER»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Trailer
(50 comments)
Tags: Birdemic | LOLk | Science
Whoops, Mariah Carey, this is your new music video: I know that rich and/or famous people eventually enclose themselves in a disorienting bubble of "yes men," echoing with reassurances that their grandiose senses of self-importance are reasonable and justified, that... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: MARIAH CAREY»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend, That's Your Girlfriend
(40 comments)
Tags: Eminem | LOLk | Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Transgendered People
On The View this morning, Barbara Walters "reviewed" Bruno. SPOILER ALERT: she didn't like it. She claimed that she did not need to know how people "are doing anal intercourse," that she had a problem with the "machine that showed... CONTINUE READING BARBARA WALTERS HATED BRUNO, AND ONE TIME SHE INTERVIEWED THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
(28 comments)
Tags: Barbara Walters | Bruno | LOLk | Pizza | Sacha Baron Cohen | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | The View
When movies are distributed abroad, they're often given foreign language titles that aren't just direct translations of the American title. Sure. Know your audience, or whatever. But for some reason, in France, they give them new titles but still in... CONTINUE READING FRENCH MOVIE POSTERS ARE THE BEST MOVIE POSTERS»
Posted on June 18, 2009 in Movie Posters
(29 comments)
Tags: Bradley Cooper | Ed Helms | Foreign Relations | France | LOLk | The Hangover | Very Bad Trip | Zach Galifianakis
Everyone has been affected by the economic crisis in some way*. People have watched their 401ks disappear. Homes been had foreclosed. And everyone knows someone who has been laid off. But at least the American hero at FEARnet who writes... CONTINUE READING THANKFULLY, THE ECONOMIC CRISIS HAS SPARED THE FEARNET DVR DESCRIPTION COPYWRITER»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in DVR Descriptions
(28 comments)
Tags: Fear | Fergie | Horror | LOLk
Martellus Bennett, the Dallas Cowboys tight end, whatever that means, has written an excoriating blog post on the powerful subject of WOMEN BE FARTING. As far as he is concerned, this is the worst thing since WOMEN BE VOTING. Fair... CONTINUE READING MARTELLUS BENNETT HAS THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING CONCEPT OF HOLLYWOOD»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in Sports
(8 comments)
Tags: Angelina Jolie | Fart News | LOLk | Martellus Bennett
A tipster (thanks, Brad) sent us this amazing video, with the following message: My mom sent me this. She knows the producer and said it cost 25 million dollars to make. Please just keep that figure, 25 million dollars, in... CONTINUE READING YOU MAKE MY DAY MAKES MY DAY»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in Cult Hits
(48 comments)
Tags: Horses | LOLk | You Make My Day
Holy shit, dude. RELAX! Put your belt sword away! You guys, how long have you been wondering when someone would finally invent a 33-inch long sword that was concealable in an ugly belt (also known as "your belt") that you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BELT: THE BELT SWORD»
Posted on March 20, 2009 in Dream Merch
(18 comments)
Tags: Belt Swords | LOLk
The shortest short story in existence is widely recognized to be one written by the Guatemalen writer Augusto Monterroso (RIP, Never Forget). It reads: "Upon waking, the dinosaur was still there." Fair enough. Monterroso is in heaven now, regaling... CONTINUE READING WHOEVER WRITES THE DVR DESCRIPTIONS FOR FEARNET IS A STRAIGHT GENIUS, SON»
Posted on March 11, 2009 in DVR Descriptions
(37 comments)
Tags: Fear | LOLk
Every once in a long while, there is a moment that captures the spirit of an era. Dorothy walking along the Yellow Brick Road. Elvis Presley shaking his hips on the Ed Sullivan Show. Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda sitting... CONTINUE READING THE SINGULAR MOMENT THAT DEFINES THIS ERA IN POP CULTURE»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Reality TV
(26 comments)
Tags: Crying | From G's To Gents | Girls | History | LOLk
A French movie poster for this spring's Wolverine: Origins has found its way onto the internet, and holy shit. Is this real life? Obviously, I would recommend that anyone who's working on diversifying their LOLk investment portfolio should definitely put... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, WOLVERINE: ORIGINS, THIS IS YOUR POSTER»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Movie Posters
(15 comments)
Tags: Hugh Jackman | Liev Schreiber | LOLk | Puberty | Wolverine: Origins
Simple. Gets the job done. A smart investment in your LOLk because of its high ROI. But only 4,700 views? Come on, internet. Do your fucking job.... CONTINUE READING DAVE HILL'S SELECT DENTAL AD IS STILL THE FUNNIEST»
Posted on January 7, 2009 in Viral Video
(6 comments)
Tags: Dave Hill | LOLk | Select Dental
Tricia Walsh-Smith, the woman who became YouTube Famous (i.e. Sad Famous) for posting a rant about her now ex-husband during their divorce has recorded a song called "(I'm Going) Bonkers." (Really? Going?) And now she's made a music video. I... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: TRICIA WALSH-SMITH'S "(I'M GOING) BONKERS"»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend, WebJunk
(12 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | Bonkers | LOLk | Tricia Walsh-Smith
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M 47 YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY. HE'S A GROWN MAN. From IMDB: Hugh Jackman was left red faced during a stage stint as Gaston in Beauty + The Beast... CONTINUE READING HUGH JACKMAN PEED HIS PANTS»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in Bloopers, Celebrity Gossip!
(6 comments)
Tags: Hugh Jackman | LOLk | Pee | Vampire Weekend
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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