Let me just state for the record: I am a terrible dancer. I know that. I'm not confused about my dancing status. I'm not up here on Dance Mountain teaching an Advanced Class in I Am the Best Dancer. Most... CONTINUE READING WATCHING WHITE PEOPLE DANCE IS NEVER NOT FUNNY»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Dance Offs | Dancing | Lollapalooza | LOLZ | Techno
In your face, Transmorphers. Up in them gutz, The Day The Earth Stopped. Finally, an insane, hilarious knock-off that the whole family can enjoy. Ladies, I offer you: The Prodigy (or as it should be called, Karate Panda). Oh man,... CONTINUE READING HEY, HERE'S THAT KUNG FU PANDA RIP-OFF NO ONE ASKED FOR»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Cartoons
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Tags: Kung Fu Panda | LOLZ | Ripoff | The Prodigy
I understand why you didn't tell me you were making a music video. It is ridiculous! GO OUT AND GET A DAY JOB AND THEN DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, BROKENCYDE! Right, guys? The directors of the video have put... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: BROKENCYDE "FREAXXX"»
Posted on November 20, 2008 in Music Related Content, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Brokencyde | Jarvis Cocker | LOLZ
A woman has the Jesus statue in her yard stolen by professional criminals. (via Via Gina) That woman is such a good detective. It's obviously done by a child because of the lines drawn around the name Jesus. If it... CONTINUE READING KIDS RANSOM THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in Local News, Viral Video
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Tags: Children | Feist | Jesus | Justice | LOLZ
The Paradise Hotel 2 finale last night was nuts. If season finales are intended to encapsulate not only the dramatic arc of a season, but also the spirit of the show at its very best, then this episode did not... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2 FINALE: A NIGHT OF A THOUSAND TWISTS»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: LOLZ | Paradise Hotel 2 | Twists
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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