Operation Watch This: Kristen Wiig Reads Suzanne Somers's Poetry

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I really feel like this guy needs to clarify who he is talking about: Is the stupid cunt who needs to put a cock in her mouth Kristen Wiig, or the poet... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: KRISTEN WIIG READS SUZANNE SOMERS'S POETRY»

Posted on November 6, 2009 in Celebrity Autobiography, Operation Watch This (29 comments)
Tags: Kristen Wiig | Poetry | Suzanne Somers | YouTube Commenters

That's Not A Trailer, This Is A Trailer

Extract promotional...thing, with Beavis and Butthead, you guys: That's how you do it. I hope everyone took notes. The best and easiest way to promote your movie is to simply create a hugely successful show, wait until that show has... CONTINUE READING THAT'S NOT A TRAILER, THIS IS A TRAILER»

Our Roller Derbies, Ourselves

Whip It trailer, you guys: In 1994, on my 42nd birthday, I went to see Wesley Snipes's Drop Zone in the theater. In Wesley Snipes's Drop Zone, a federal marshal infiltrates a gang of criminals (led by Gary Busey, an... CONTINUE READING OUR ROLLER DERBIES, OURSELVES»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Hey, It's Everybody!

Has anyone talked to Justin Timberlake? Because he didn't show up for his part-time job Saturday night. (Groan.) The SNL finale was fantastic! Will Ferrell was in top form, and the show copied the 30 Rock finale by getting too... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: HEY, IT'S EVERYBODY!»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Justin Timberlake Is Very Talented

No matter how one feels about Justin Timberlake, when you watch him host SNL, you can't help but judge most celebrities who do the same job without having to memorize choreography and songs for nearly every sketch. JT basically makes... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS VERY TALENTED»

There's A Trailer For Mike Judge's New Movie Extract

There's a first green band trailer for September 4th's long-awaited new Mike Judge (Office Space, Idiocracy) movie, Extract, starring Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Mila Kunis, J.K. Simmons, and Ben Affleck: Yay! It looks good! And I'll say this carefully: nobody... CONTINUE READING THERE'S A TRAILER FOR MIKE JUDGE'S NEW MOVIE EXTRACT»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Skinny Seth Rogen FTW

Some people with Twitters seemed to think that this weekend's SNL with host Seth Rogen was "meh." Those people don't know what they're talking about. Clearly, they don't watch the show every week, or they'd know that by current SNL... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: SKINNY SETH ROGEN FTW»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Tracy Morgan Yells

The bad news is this weekend's SNL with host Tracy Morgan wasn't as funny as it could be. The intro segment, where Tracy goes "back" to 30 Rock, was completely unfunny, despite a cameo by Tina Fey. In fact, Tracy... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: TRACY MORGAN YELLS»

Posted on March 16, 2009 in Late Night, Sketch Comedy (42 comments)
Tags: Bill Hader | Cobra Starship | Kristen Wiig | Saturday Night Live | Tracy Morgan

SNL Just The Funny Parts: The Rock Obama

The Rock is not a terrible comic actor, but SNL seems to think that the funniest thing about The Rock is dressing The Rock up in girly clothes and making him sing and dance. You know, because he's a big... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: THE ROCK OBAMA»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Alec Baldwin Did Not Play The Banjo

The reason Alec Baldwin has hosted SNL so many times is because Alec Baldwin has the magical ability to raise even the dullest, most overlong sketch to a level where there's at least one thing funny about it: Alec Baldwin's... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: ALEC BALDWIN DID NOT PLAY THE BANJO»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Steve Martin Played A Banjo For A Very Long Time

Is it just me, or did Saturday's SNL seem aimed at our parent's generation? Aside from the digital short, pretty much 100% of the show was (gulp), kind of, um, "Dad-humor." Nobody loves Steve Martin more than me (I'll even... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: STEVE MARTIN PLAYED A BANJO FOR A VERY LONG TIME»

SNL: Just The Funny Parts (And Fleet Foxes)

As they say, they can't all be winners, and after Neil Patrick Harris's tour de force performance last week, maybe the show is, how do I say this nicely because I certainly don't make a 90-minute sketch comedy show every... CONTINUE READING SNL: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS (AND FLEET FOXES)»

SNL Just The Funny Parts: Even Tim McGraw's Enthusiasm Couldn't Save This One

What happened this week, SNL? Has the post-election hangover really set in, with a Justin Timberlake ace already played? Were you scared to try anything interesting after blog criticism of last week's "gay" episode? Or, worst-case, did you think that... CONTINUE READING SNL JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: EVEN TIM MCGRAW'S ENTHUSIASM COULDN'T SAVE THIS ONE»

Posted on November 24, 2008 in Sketch Comedy (15 comments)
Tags: Bill Hader | Kristen Wiig | Saturday Night Live | Tim McGraw

Two More Funny SNL Sketches: Paul Rudd Sings!

Since it's just going to have to be Paul Rudd day, here's a correction: upon further reflection, both of these sketches were funnier than Sproingo. And now they're on the internet in video form: Road trip confessions: Kristen Wiig and... CONTINUE READING TWO MORE FUNNY SNL SKETCHES: PAUL RUDD SINGS!»

Posted on November 17, 2008 in Sketch Comedy (22 comments)
Tags: Kristen Wiig | Paul Rudd | Saturday Night Live

Kristen Wiig's Precious Body Remains Untouched By Joe The Plumber's Dirty Hands

Oh, thank god. That report that Kristen Wiig and Joe The Plumber hooked up last weekend turned out to be the bullshit we all thought it probably was. Whew! ... CONTINUE READING KRISTEN WIIG'S PRECIOUS BODY REMAINS UNTOUCHED BY JOE THE PLUMBER'S DIRTY HANDS»

Posted on November 5, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip! (0 comments)
Tags: Joe The Plumber | Kristen Wiig | Rumors

Joe The Plumber Hooked Up With Kristen Wiig What Now?

Supposedly, Joe The Plumber and Kristen Wiig made out or something at SNL's afterparty Saturday night. That is just unbelievably weird.... CONTINUE READING JOE THE PLUMBER HOOKED UP WITH KRISTEN WIIG WHAT NOW?»

Posted on November 3, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip! (6 comments)
Tags: Joe The Plumber | Kristen Wiig | Saturday Night Live

Did SNL Censor A Sketch For Making Fun Of...Everybody?

This week's SNL had an okay sketch about the bailout announcement that they put on their website and sent out to the press, but it disappeared sometime yesterday. Breitbart.com accuses NBC of removing the sketch because it "criticizes Democrats." But... CONTINUE READING DID SNL CENSOR A SKETCH FOR MAKING FUN OF...EVERYBODY?»