As you probably know, over the weekend, Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on a decades old warrant for charges stemming from his 1977 sexual assault case. Did you see that documentary about him last year? It was really intense... CONTINUE READING ROMAN POLANSKI OPEN KITTEN THREAD»
Posted on September 28, 2009 in Comment Party!, Justice
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Tags: Crimes | Kittens | Rape | Rape-Rape | Roman Polanski
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Alternate Endings
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
Friday must have been a slow misplaced hysterical infuriation day for Bill O'Reilly, because he finally got around to getting incensed over last winter's viral sensation "David After The Dentist," inviting David's father on the show in what he had... CONTINUE READING BILL O'REILLY IS JUST NOW GETTING OUTRAGED ABOUT "DAVID AFTER THE DENTIST"»
Posted on June 8, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Bill O'Reilly | David After The Dentist | Kittens
A new kind of cat star was born on Saturday: introducing Couch Cat, the kitten that goes to extreme lengths to avoid the cat-paparazzi. As usual with cat videos, it's especially cute at the end: Anyone can pretend to have... CONTINUE READING DO YOU HAVE A KITTEN IN YOUR COUCH?»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cat | Cats | Couch Cat | Kittens
It's not what you think (from the title -- it's probably what you think from the screencap). It's both less cute, and funnier: The furries are getting more animal-like! This can only mean more internet fun for the rest of... CONTINUE READING A KITTEN AND A WOLF PLAY TOGETHER»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in Animals On Film, YouTube Fetishes
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Tags: Cats | Furries | Kittens | Wolves
The live squirrel feed is only seven hours old, but already it's put the puppy, kitten, and bunny feeds to shame, because squirrels actually DO SHIT instead of lying around all day. They make all those other animals look like... CONTINUE READING THE LIVE SQUIRREL FEED OF OUR HOPES AND DREAMS»
Posted on April 8, 2009 in Animals On Film, Caught On Tape, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Bunnies | Kittens | Live! | Puppies | Squirrels
A very kind man in Florida runs "Caboodle Ranch," an outdoor sanctuary for hundreds of stray cats. Unlike most people with hundreds of cats, he takes good care of them. The entire time I was watching this, though, I was... CONTINUE READING IS THIS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE? NO, IT'S THE CABOODLE RANCH»
Posted on February 27, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens
This video, "The Science Of Cute," is basically the most "duh" thing ever if you're someone who has had a lifelong interest in both evolutionary biology and, um, adowable wittle kittens and such, but as an excuse to look at... CONTINUE READING WE DON'T NEED POPULAR SCIENCE TO TELL US WHY KITTENS ARE CUTE»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls, Science
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Tags: Cats | Kittens | of Montreal | Pandas | Puppies
Oh come on, Internet! Are you going to tell me that you spent five whole minutes on this but there was no way to squeeze in Christian Bale's melt down, Bill O'Reilly's rant, Tay Zonday, Big Dog Robot, Lazy... CONTINUE READING KITTENS INSPIRED BY DAVID AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY»
Posted on February 12, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Children | Drugs | Internet Memes | Kittens | Lazy | Mash Ups
On the advice of my attorneys, I have to post this video of a little girl narrating a book about kittens, as it's both hilarious, and about kittens, and also every girl who has seen it has been like "I... CONTINUE READING ALRIGHT, JEEZ, KITTENS INSPIRED BY KITTENS! (SCREAM)»
Posted on February 12, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens
Well this certainly kicks bored cat on a Roomba's ass. Sorry, cat on a Roomba, there's always someone younger gunning for your spot. Who are these people with all these Roombas?: I want my doorbell to ring, and that kitten-topped... CONTINUE READING KITTENS ON A ROOMBA»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens
Even though it's actually sort of frowned-upon in this day and age to let your cat have kittens or your dog have puppies, the world must have at least one live feed of a litter of infant domesticated mammals at... CONTINUE READING THE LIVE KITTEN FEED OF OUR HOPES AND DREAMS»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens | Live!
There's this site going around (but it's hard to tell how old it is) called Cute Things Falling Asleep (dot ORG). It's extremely self-explanatory. This is my favorite, and at nearly a million views, this kitten is more famous than,... CONTINUE READING MY FAVORITE CUTE THING FALLING ASLEEP IS A KITTEN»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens
With nearly half a million views in less than a week, the broccoli-loving kitten known imaginatively as "Broccoli Kitten" is hands-down the Kitten Of The Week. But what's BK's real talent, other than that cute little noise he makes?: And... CONTINUE READING BROCCOLI KITTEN IS THE PARIS HILTON OF YOUTUBE KITTENS»
Posted on December 11, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Cats | Kittens
Lindsay is the best at posting great kitten videos. You'll get no argument from me. On an internet crowded with people vying to post the cutest kitten videos, she is the PICK OF THE LITTER. (Nailed it.) But that doesn't... CONTINUE READING NOW THESE ARE MY KIND OF KITTENS, SON»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Kittens
lindsay: What should be the next live puppy feed? gabe: uh oh gabe: i never even considered that the live puppy feed gabe: might go away lindsay: uh oh lindsay: puppies grow up, gabe gabe: shut up gabe: you don't... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT COULD REPLACE THE LIVE PUPPY FEED?»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls, Friday Fight
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Tags: Cats | Dogs | Kittens | Puppies
Cute-watchers worldwide have been captivated in the past 24 hours by Leo, the Australian dog who refused to leave a burning house without his family's four newborn kittens: But Leo's story sounds fishy. For one thing: where was the kittens'... CONTINUE READING IS LEO THE KITTEN-SAVING DOG REALLY A HERO?»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Dogs | Kittens | Leo | The Shins
I clicked on this video, I swear, because it was titled "Kittens For Obama": The kittens are apparently bipartisan and/or undecided and/or non-human animals, but those sure were good kittens. Not even new kittens -- to paraphrase Marge Simpson: "Those... CONTINUE READING IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET KITTEN-ROLLED?»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Kittens
So just on the off-chance that anyone notices, tomorrow and Monday I won't be here, because I'll be on vacation from the internet! This snoring kitten will have to chick up the place until I return on Tuesday: With my... CONTINUE READING THE GIRL HALF OF VIDEOGUM IS GOING BYE-BYE UNTIL TUESDAY»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Kittens | Vacation
As the stress of the economy, the election, and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's attempts at viral videos take their toll on us this week, it's good to take time each day to remember that kittens exist, and that sometimes... CONTINUE READING IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING EXTREMELY ADORABLE»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | Kittens
In loving memory of the two faced kitten, which enjoyed YouTube fame for less than a week before succumbing to having too many faces. They could have waited a little longer to let the world know the kitten died: The... CONTINUE READING THIS KITTEN IS DEAD NOW, BUT TGIF!»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in Animals On Film, Viral Video
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Tags: Kittens
I swear to god, this morning I woke up, checked the internet, and thought "Everyone's so sick of all the pictures of Amy and Pete. When are they going to have video?" I sincerely apologize, because now there is video,... CONTINUE READING NOOOO: AMY WINEHOUSE AND PETE DOHERTY PLAY WITH BABY ANIMALS»
Posted on May 16, 2008 in Animals On Film, Music Related Content, WebJunk
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Tags: Amy Winehouse | Kittens | Mice | Pete Doherty
"That's Your Boyfriend" is a game that children and adult bloggers play in malls. A couple of months ago, my friend Stephanie and I brought TYB to the internet, and from time to time Gabe and I will be pointing... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: LONG-FINGERNAILED OWNER OF ALLEGED "WORLD'S CUTEST KITTEN"»
Posted on April 10, 2008 in Cute As Balls, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Kittens
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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