Dear the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Goodbye! Last night, of course, marked the finale of your second season, so in some senses this could have been goodbye for now. A temporary hiatus, as you all go back to your foreclosing... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kandi Burress | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Oh, good. Now you, too, can be a melty-faced mentally disabled transvestite swamp monster with a wildly distorted self-image! Boo*! To be fair, that is terrifying. I'm usually supportive of people who are willing to play along with a joke... CONTINUE READING THE KIM ZOLCIAK HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS A JOKE»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Halloween | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta | Wine
Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, the melty-faced living nightmare with a closet full of trashy clothes that don't even fit her, has long made her wish and dream to be a successful singer known. One assumes that... CONTINUE READING REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATLANTA KIM ZOLCIAK'S FIRST SINGLE IS THE BOMB (DESTROYING YOUR EARS) »
Posted on August 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kim Zolciak | of Montreal | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as publicity for the new season and also... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Crime | Economic Crisis | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak's blog is temporarily down due to non-payment. That is funny to us. How much does a reality "star"'s blog cost to keep online these days anyway? Four dollars? Five dollars? Good thing it's not... CONTINUE READING KIM ZOLCIAK SPENT ALL HER MONEY ON HER LAST WIG OR WHAT?»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Blogs | Kim Zolciak | of Montreal | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The annual Sundance Film Festival kicked off yesterday. Now, we all know that what mythically started as an enthusiastic enclave for independent filmmakers has long ago degenerated into a week-long, sweaty-palmed, Red Bull-fueled, is that Dax Shepard?, Entourage-y nightmare. There's... CONTINUE READING THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL HAS NUKED THE WIG (SORRY), OR WHATEVER»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Kim Zolciak | M.I.A. | Sundance | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
After a nice, long vacation it can be hard to know where to even begin to pick up the thread again. I could spend the whole morning banging my head against the wall trying to figure out what was still... CONTINUE READING KIM ZOLCIAK'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO HAVE THE WORST BLOG»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
There were so many preview clips on-line in the run-up to the Housewives reunion that it was kind of anti-climactic. Sure, it's exciting for NeNe to threaten to pull Kim's wig off, and even the moderator (Andy "Whoops, My Life!"... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK DOES NOT HAVE CANCER»
Posted on November 26, 2008 in
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
I AM SO DRUNK! Last night's finale was everything that could have been hoped for in a low rent, third tier cable reality show about downmarket socialites in Atlanta, Georgia. There was fighting! And empty attempts at peacemaking! There was... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?»
Posted on November 19, 2008 in ,
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is tonight. That was easy. How long was the season, three episodes? Perfect. That's plenty of episodes to get to know these wonderful ladies, and Kim. I'm going to be sad to... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA FINALE DRINKING GAME»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Flight Of The Conchords | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The reality TV industry is built on humiliation. No duh. Come on, Gabe, these guys aren't idiots. They know. Some shows are structured entirely on the embarrassment and public ridicule of their stars. And in the case of VH1, an... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: HOW EMBARRASSING!»
Posted on October 29, 2008 in
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Kim Zolciak, the only white housewife in Altanta, who is also not a wife, is a fucking liar. Look, giving people on reality TV a hard time for contradicting themselves or for engaging in self-serving, sub-respectable behavior is like shooting... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK IS A FUCKING LIAR»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered last night, proving that horrible people aren't confined to California and New York, but exist in every major city. And they're not all white, either! There are some terrible black people out there, too!... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: A RACE TO THE WORST»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Coachella | DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | M.I.A. | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
