First of all, let's clear a few things up: 1. There is no new adrenaline sport on the horizon. 2. It was Stadius who said "it was fear that first made Gods in the world," your boyfriend thought right!... CONTINUE READING IF YOU ONLY WATCH ONE VIDEO ABOUT RAZOR SCOOTERS TODAY»
Posted on November 5, 2009 in Sports
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Tags: Kids | Razor Scooterz | Yuck
I had never realized that Sonic and Tails were high school rivals who used the chaos emeralds (which were not chaos emeralds, probably?) to fight over who should or should not be in detention. And are not gay, but... CONTINUE READING KIDS NARRATE VIDEO GAMES INTO THEIR OWN INSANE STORYLINES THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 24, 2009 in Video Games
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Tags: Adventure | Kids | Nerds | Sonic The Hedgehog
You guys, this is one of those weeks. Woof. Maybe it's just me, but the Lawnmower Man feels painfully slow. Hello? IS MCFLY AT HOME HELLO? Personally, I don't like when blogs get too self-knowing and talk about the art... CONTINUE READING INTERNET DONE BURNED ME AGAIN»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Dancing | Internet 1.0 | Kids | Positive Mental Attitude
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Alternate Endings
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
Fox And Friends were so out of ideas yesterday that they invited three children -- two eleven year olds with college degrees and a home-schooled fourteen year old with loud opinions -- to argue about such topics as school choice... CONTINUE READING FOX AND FRIENDS PAYS CHILDREN TO FIGHT ON TV»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Politics, The News
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Tags: Barack Obama | Fox And Friends | Fox News | Kids | Steve Doocy
As if being a kid whose parents make her act in commercials wasn't already bad enough, one of the little girls in this commercial for Ally Bank is probably going to have lifelong self-esteem issues. And hate ponies. And REALLY... CONTINUE READING OUR BANK MAKES LITTLE GIRLS CRY»
Posted on May 28, 2009 in Animals On Film, Commercials
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Tags: Child Actors | Kids | Pony
There's another Nation For Marriage ad going around this week, though it actually pre-dates the "Gathering Storm" ad. Confused children, one of whom has a cold that should probably be looked at, are confused by gay marriage. Oh no you... CONTINUE READING NOM IS AFRAID OF CHILDREN WHO ASK QUESTIONS»
Posted on May 21, 2009 in Politics
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Tags: Jay-Z | Kids | NOM
gabe: someone took down the baby doing the stanky leg video gabe: oh, NOW you are going to start being a parent to your child? gabe: i feel like if you don't realize what is going to happen gabe:... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: SHOULD DANCING BABIES BE ON YOUTUBE?»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Dancing | Henry | Kids | Stanky Leg
Apparently, this little boy has been taking off his shirt and pounding his Bruins-painted chest for the camera at Bruins games at least since last October, but his greatest performance came this week: According to the incredibly accurate primary source... CONTINUE READING I LOVE THE BRUINS KID»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Sports
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Tags: Hockey | Kids | Vampire Weekend
The funniest thing about this "princess party" instructional video is the narrator-guy's laugh. Also, Gwendolyn the fairy seems kind of tipsy, and when she opens the door of wishes and dreams, what appears doesn't not look like a vagina: Gwendolyn... CONTINUE READING GWENDOLYN THE DRUNK FAIRY WILL THROW YOU THE PRINCESS PARTY OF YOUR DREAMS»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Kids | Parties | Princess | Vampire Weekend
Henry, the little red-headed dancing boy whose moves are slightly disturbing in their similarity to those of grown adult dancers in clubs is, predictably, back. And he's gotten even better! Henry does techno: Don't miss the pug at 1:19! ... CONTINUE READING HENRY THE AMAZING DANCING BOY IS BACK WITH TECHNO MOVES»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Dancing | Kids | Weezer
The video of the adorable youngsters who sang along to Pavement is making the internet rounds again this week ("Everything on the internet comes back around again." - Ghandi), but there's a lesser-viewed video from the same time of the... CONTINUE READING THE PAVEMENT SINGING KIDS DO JARVIS COCKER»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Music Related Content
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Tags: Jarvis Cocker | Kids | Pavement | Singing
This is the sweetest thing on the entire internet: a little boy named Tan Hong Ming has a crush on his classmate, the prettiest little girl in the world. He wants to take her to "a romantic dinner." His face... CONTINUE READING TAN HONG MING FTW»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Kids | Tan Hong Ming
The children at PS 22 have a cooler chorus teacher than I ever had: There's nothing to say about this other than "Aww, those lucky lucky kids!" (Via Buzzfeed.)... CONTINUE READING ADORABLE KIDS SINGING "EYE OF THE TIGER"»
Posted on April 27, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Music Related Content
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Tags: Kids | Rocky | Singing
Yuck, this is an ad for Christianity (in general!) by the self-appointed defenders of the faith and Creation Museum creators, Answers In Genesis: I know: what? Let's try to unpack this unarguably misguided commercial. First, I know this is supposed... CONTINUE READING START BELIEVING IN GOD OR THIS KID WILL SHOOT»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Christians | Guns | Jesus | Kids
Everyone agrees that parents lead thankless nightmares of lives, and should be allowed to have some fun sometimes. But these parents enjoyed their little chalk-bunny Easter prank WAY too much. Poor kid: It's one thing to pull a prank on... CONTINUE READING HAPPY EASTER FROM AMERICA'S PRANKSTER PARENTS»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in Pranks And Stunts
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Tags: Kids
The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big Hooters tips. I was expecting the tattoos. I wasn't expecting... CONTINUE READING BARBIE IS MY TATTOO ARTIST»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Barbie | Girls | Kids
The more dug-up videos I see, the more convinced I become that the 1980s was the most barbaric, un-self-aware, child-abusy, selfish, downright mean decade in our country's history. Of course, that can't actually be true, duh, but even the '70s... CONTINUE READING MEET KATIE: THE WORST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Child Actors | Kids | Stage Parents
The tipster who sent this did so with the subject line "annnd....you're welcome." Such cockiness is sometimes unmerited, but not this time! Meet Henry, a ginger-haired moppet with what appears to be innate hip-hop dancing skill, which he displays in... CONTINUE READING MEET HENRY: THE IMPRESSIVE, YET SLIGHTLY DISTURBING DANCING BOY»
Posted on March 30, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Dancing | Henry | Kids
Apparently there was a fad in late 2007 where kids "smoked" Smarties candies by crushing them and inhaling and exhaling the dust. There are a disturbing number of apparently never-found-by-parents instructional videos, but this kid was my favorite because he's... CONTINUE READING HOW TO SMOKE SMARTIES»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in Instructional Videos, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Kids | Smoking
This little kid is so excited to be in his school recital that he totally spazzes out. It's adorable (especially with his parents laughing) and at the end his mom actually says "That's your brother." I love this kid: (Via... CONTINUE READING "THAT'S YOUR BROTHER"»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Kids
Once in a while, a video of a kid singing a song to a webcam transcends its one-note brethren and just gets better and better for the entire 3:30. This is one of those times (the turns! The prop! The... CONTINUE READING I CALL DIBS ON ADOPTING THIS KID»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in Music Related Content, Viral Video, Vlogging
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Cascada | Kids
I once got grounded for a week for teaching my baby brother a trick: I would say "You down with OPP?" and he would reply "Yeah you know me!" Well, I would like an official pardon on that grounding now... CONTINUE READING EVERYBODY FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS TODDLER SMOKING»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Backlashes, Viral Video
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Tags: Babies | Kanye West | Kids | Smoking | Taylor Swift
FINISH HIM! And then FINISH YOUR VEGETABLES! (via Buzzfeed)... CONTINUE READING KIDS HAVE A HOCKEY BRAWL THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Fighting | Hockey | Kids
The same people who made the legendary Gorilla Cadbury viral video unveiled their latest creation today, "Eyebrows." Well, that was weird! (Via Cajun Boy.)... CONTINUE READING THE NEW CADBURY VIRAL VIDEO WILL RAISE SOME EYEBROWS (GROAN)»
Posted on January 23, 2009 in Commercials, Viral Marketing, Viral Video
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Tags: Kids
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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