There are two new movie trailers that have popped up over the past couple of weeks and I'm having a really hard time deciding which of them is worse. On the one hand, you have the trailer for Grown Ups,... CONTINUE READING I DON'T KOW WHICH OF THESE TWO TERRIBLE TRAILERS IS WORSE!»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Chris Rock | David Spade | Grown Ups | Jackie Chan | Kevin James | Rob Schneider | The Spy Next Door
KEVIN JAMES! STOP IT! I KNOW YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH AN IMPORTANT VISION, BUT AT WHAT COST, KEVIN JAMES? AND WHERE DOES IT END? From the AP: Two movie-star monkeys and crew members of the Adam Sandler film "The... CONTINUE READING KEVIN JAMES WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL THE ANIMALS ARE INJURED»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Hospital | Kevin James | Monkeys | The Zookeeper
Of course, millions of animals die every year, and we rarely hear their stories. It's only the famous (read: white) animals that get talked about. Nevertheless, light another candle in the wind for hakuna matata, or whatever. From the AP:... CONTINUE READING BELOVED GIRAFFE DIES FOR KEVIN JAMES'S ART»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Giraffes | Heaven | Kevin James
For the second week in a row, the DVD release of Paul Blart: Mall Cop remains on the top of the sales AND rental charts. America is to Paul Blart: Mall Cop DVDs as Kirstie Alley is to root beer... CONTINUE READING WHO'S BUYING ALL THIS PAUL BLART: MALL COP?»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Idiocracy | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Back in March when Fox announced that they were producing a new reality show in which overweight women would compete for the love of "a Kevin James type," I made an obvious, silly, joke that the show would be called... CONTINUE READING FOX IS ACTUALLY CALLING THEIR FAT-PEOPLE DATING SHOW THE FATCHELOR»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kevin James | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette | The Fatchelor
FOX has greenlit a new reality show by the creators of The Bachelor, where overweight women will compete for the love of "a Kevin James type." It's called The Fatchelor. JK, it's called More To Love, but they probably totally... CONTINUE READING FOX ANNOUNCES DATING SHOW FOR PEOPLE OF AVERAGE WEIGHT»
Posted on March 30, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kevin James | More To Love | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Well, congratulations, America. You did it. Kevin James is going to be in everything now. Christmas in February! But first he's going to be in this thing. From Variety: Kevin James, fresh from "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," will star in... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: OFFICIAL POSTER FOR PAUL BLART 2: ZOO COP»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart 2: Zoo Cop | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Dear You Guys, When Paul Blart: Mall Cop was the top-grossing film in the country on its opening weekend, I didn't say anything. It happens. There was no word-of-mouth to speak of, maybe you didn't know. And it's January. People... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
In his last weeks in office, George W. Bush's approval rating has risen slightly, to 34 percent. As you can tell from Rotten Tomatoes' completely scientific and therefore 100% accurate analysis of the American movie going public, this makes... CONTINUE READING PAUL BLART: MALL COP SLIGHTLY LESS POPULAR THAN GEORGE W. BUSH»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Busta Rhymes | George W. Bush | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
On last night's Daily Show, Jason Jones eviscerated the probably-willing-but-still-ridiculous pundit Kevin James (not to be confused with Mall Cop, though he'd probably rather be confused with Mall Cop). Kevin is known as the guy who got his balls handed... CONTINUE READING "IF ONLY YOU COULD EAT SHAME"»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Ann Coulter | Jason Jones | Jon Stewart | Kevin James | Neville Chamberlain | The Daily Show
Wait, this reminded us that a couple years ago we went to the movies and the "turn off your cellphones" reminder before the movie featured Kevin James on a Segway. Does anyone else remember that? We couldn't find it on... CONTINUE READING KEVIN JAMES MAY HAVE SUFFERED SOME SLIGHT BONE LOSS»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Kevin James | Segway Scooter
We haven't gotten any Citizen Marketing submissions in awhile. I think it's because Poster Boy and the Poster Alteration Art Flickr Group kind of cornered the market. But those guys are all getting too far up their own Banksys if... CONTINUE READING GIVING KEVIN JAMES THE MALL COP POSTER HE DESERVES»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Banksy | Girl Talk | Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Kevin James has a new movie coming out called Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It's about a big fat guy who is so lame and he's so fat and lame that all he can be is a mall cop because aren't... CONTINUE READING AT WHAT POINT DO WE JUST PUT KEVIN JAMES IN JAIL?»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Kevin James | Paul Blart: Mall Cop
We are a little bit late on this story, but it is incredible and your mind is about to be blown. Get a bucket. For the mind bits. From the Human Rights Campaign: Last week at a Senate hearing on... CONTINUE READING I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY CONTINUES TO HURT PEOPLE»
Posted on October 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Homophobia | Howard Wiezmann | I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry | Kevin James
