It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This... CONTINUE READING KEANU REEVES = CHARLEMAGNE (BECAUSE: LOGIC)»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Charlemagne | History | Immortality | Keanu Reeves | LOLk | The Decemberists | The Truth Is Out There | Vampires
A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like,... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE LAKE HOUSE»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Keanu Reeves | Sandra Bullock | The Lake House
In 1984, a disturbingly already-adult-looking Keanu Reeves was a correspondent for a Canadian show called Going Great (great name, for real.) Here he is interviewing a kid who collects teddy bears, and being really really Canadian together: Young Keanu reminds... CONTINUE READING BABY KEANU REEVES EXPLORES THE SERIOUS SIDE OF TEDDY BEARS»
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Today as part of their New Cult Canon series, The Onion AV Club celebrates one of the best bad-good movies ever, Devil's Advocate: How many other major-studio movies have had the guts to stage the battle of ideas between good... CONTINUE READING IT'S TIME FOR DEVIL'S ADVOCATE TO STEP UP AND TAKE WHAT'S ITS»
Posted on July 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Al Pacino | Devil's Advocate | Keanu Reeves
While commenters AE and Sephtical were correct in suggesting that Johnny Mnemonic is a terrible film that should be shown to students at Garbage School as an example of How To Succeed, I can't in good conscience consider this to... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: JOHNNY MNEMONIC»
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Tags: Ice-T | Johnny Mnemonic | Keanu Reeves
The trailer for the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, and Will Smith's kid has hit the internet. Staring contests are so popular right now, so this makes sense: Seeing Will Smith's kid... CONTINUE READING THE DAY KEANU'S FACE STOOD STILL BECAUSE HE WAS STARING MEANINGFULLY»
Posted on July 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Jaden Smith | Jennifer Connelly | Keanu Reeves | The Day The Earth Stood Still | Will Smith
As you may have heard, Hollywood has given the green light to a Point Break sequel. Which is smart, because that was clearly a story that needed more telling. I just hope they make the adrenaline addiction storyline a metaphor... CONTINUE READING POINT BREAK 2 IS A PURE STUPIDITY RUSH»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Jenkem | Jon De Bont | Keanu Reeves | Point Break 2
