As you know, a remake of The Karate Kid is currently in production, because your childhood is meaningless, and Will Smith's son Jaden needs a new pair of diamond aquasocks. Obviously, a remake of The Karate Kid starring Jaden Smith... CONTINUE READING SURELY WE CAN MAKE THE KARATE KID REMAKE EVEN WORSE»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in Remakes And Spinoffs
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Tags: Jaden Smith | Karate Kid
gabe: jackie chan is a ridiculous choice for the karate kid remake gabe: obviously it should have been tony jaa lindsay: At least it's not Mickey Rooney. gabe: but also people need to RELAX gabe: is mickey rooney even still... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: MOVIE REMAKES: HORRIBLE OR MEH-IBLE?»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Karate Kid | Remakes
It was the end of a grueling morning of shooting. Both Jackie and Jaden had received 6AM call times, and by lunch, Jackie was slumped over his craft services tray, barely able to enjoy his foie-gras blinis and uni burgers... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JACKIE CHAN AND JADEN SMITH ON THE SET OF THE KARATE KID REMAKE»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Jackie Chan | Jaden Smith | Karate Kid | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
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