You know how the Country Music Awards are. They're basically an artist, and a perfectionist. Never satisfied, always pushing towards a new paradigm. "Let's turn this whole thing on its head," you can often hear the Country Music Awards saying.... CONTINUE READING THE 2009 CMA'S SURPRISINGLY DEVOID OF KANYE JOKES (NOT!)»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: CMAs | Country Music | Kanye West | Taylor Swift
We Were Once a Fairytale, the strange short film that Kanye West made with Spike Jonze, is finally here! For the most part, it depicts a typical night in the life of Kanye West: a boorish, blurry, endless evening in... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST IS JUST A BROKEN DOWN PIECE OF MEAT»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Kanye West | Spike Jonze | We Were Once A Fairytale
"Listen, Drake, it's about your new music video. It's got some problems. For one thing, you're performing in an empty nightclub? I mean, a handful of girls walk down the stairs at the beginning of the video, but perhaps... CONTINUE READING DRAKE MAKES SURE TO GET HIS NEW MUSIC VIDEO JUST RIGHT»
Posted on September 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Drake | Eminem | Hip Hop | Kanye West | LeBron James | Lil Wayne
Dear Celebrities Who Will Not Stop Doing Kanye Jokes, During last night's Emmys, three separate references were made to Kanye West's interruption of Taylor Swift at last week's MTV Video Music Awards. That is actually fewer than one might have... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO CELEBRITIES WHO WILL NOT STOP DOING KANYE JOKES»
Posted on September 21, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Internet Memes | Jack White | Jimmy Kimmel | Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Taylor Swift
There was a knock at Kanye West's hotel suite door. It was the country singer, Taylor Swift. Kanye invited her inside and asked her what her favorite pizza toppings were. "Bubblegum," she said. Kanye West told his assistant to call... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: KANYE WEST AND TAYLOR SWIFT HAVE A BUBBLEGUM PIZZA PARTY»
Posted on September 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Pizza | Taylor Swift
A lot has happened in the last two days (NOTHING has happened in the last two days*) since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. He posted an apology on his blog (PUNCH... CONTINUE READING BUT WHERE IS TAYLOR SWIFT'S APOLOGY?»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Apologies | Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Taylor Swift | The View
No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our personal fire to... CONTINUE READING THE JAY LENO SHOW IS AWFUL»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Jay Leno | Jay-Z | Jerry Seinfeld | Kanye West | Oprah | Rihanna | The Jay Leno Show | Yuck
Kanye West, right you guys? Classic Kanye West. While the world will always remember the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards as the year in which the Jigsaw-headed man-baby went up on stage for no reason to trample a little girl's... CONTINUE READING THE 2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in , , ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Taylor Swift | Teenagers | VMAs
Hip hop is way too Homerphobic, it is time to grow up.... CONTINUE READING NO HOMER»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in
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Tags: 2Pac | Andre 3000 | Eazy E | Eminem | Fat Joe | Flava Flav | Hip Hop | Kanye West | Lil Wayne | Notorious B.I.G. | Snoop Dogg | The Simpsons
In the Revolution (or the Apocalypse) it is impossible to tell how things are going to shake out. No one realizes what they are capable of until that realization is forced upon them. Are you a leader, or a... CONTINUE READING JAY-Z RUNS THIS TOWN (WITH THE HELP OF HIS AIDES, RIHANNA AND KANYE WEST)»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Daft Punk | Jay-Z | Kanye West | Rihanna
Kanye West appeared at the Los Angeles Film Festival yesterday to premiere a short film called We Were Once A Fairytale, directed by Spike Jonze. Supposedly it was originally going to be a music video for 808's & Heartbreak, but... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST MAKES A SHORT DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HIS LIFE»
Posted on June 25, 2009 in
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Tags: Kanye West | Los Angeles Film Festival | Spike Jonze
Remember when Kanye West was just a talented artist trying to get himself known? This video for "Spaceship," unreleased for the past five years but now suddenly released, is from back then. No outrageous boasting or Lady Ga Ga outfits... CONTINUE READING AW, BABY KANYE WEST BEFORE HE WENT FULL NIGHTMARE»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Kanye West | Nostalgia | Radiohead
Comedian Aziz Ansari of Parks And Recreation, Observe And Report, Funny People, His Blog, his Twitter, his stand-up comedy, and being friends with Kanye West had a refreshing interview on Jimmy Kimmel Friday night in which he laid out the... CONTINUE READING AZIZ ANSARI TALKS ABOUT HIS FRIEND KANYE ON JIMMY KIMMEL»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Aziz Ansari | Funny People | Jimmy Kimmel | Kanye West | Observe And Report | Parks And Recreation | Slumdog Millionaire
Kanye West's new music video for "Amazing" is so much funnier if you imagine that it's an episode of Lost. See what I mean? But the signs have been there all along. Remember how all of his albums have a... CONTINUE READING KANYE HAS TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND!»
Posted on April 24, 2009
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Tags: Kanye West | Lost
Before you even say anything, this is not fake rap*. That war continues apace, street soldiers! This is just a hilarious Kanye parody about Robert Wuhl's beloved HBO show. Straight to the bank with this. Kanye West and Joe Mande... CONTINUE READING HOW COULD YOU BE SO ARLI$$?»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Arli$$ | Depeche Mode | Fake Rap | Kanye West | Robert Wuhl
Kanye's ghost-blogger writes about John Waters. Yes, that John Waters. Next: Kanye's 10 Favorite Russ Meyer Quotes.... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING: KANYE WEST AND JOHN WATERS EDITION»
Posted on April 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Animal Collective | John Waters | Kanye West
I can tell you from experience that South Park's commentary on current events gets a lot less compelling the further you get from being 14. They don't so much speak truth to power as they do farts to power, and... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST IS A GAY FISH»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Kanye West | South Park
MTV is reporting today that Kanye West is going to make an animated cameo on the Family Guy spin-off, The Cleveland Show. Whoops. Luckily, the episode isn't scheduled to air until 2010, so that leaves plenty of time to throw... CONTINUE READING WHO FRAMED KANYE WEST?»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Family Guy | Kanye West | Scarlett Johansson | Seth MacFarlane | The Cleveland Show
Perfect. It's like they always say, rap what you know. Congratulations, of course, to Mr. West for finally arriving at his popstar indulgent costume moment. It is a rite of passage for anyone climbing the fame ladder. It took 50... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST DRESSES UP LIKE AN OLD MAN AND RAPS ABOUT VIAGRA»
Posted on March 16, 2009 in
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Tags: 88 Keys | Cobra Starship | Kanye West | Viagra
Well played, Mr. Ansari. It's actually weird that more fames don't do this. Did Aziz just crack the code? Every morning Americans line up at five in the morning to stand behind Matt Lauer holding pink signs covered in... CONTINUE READING AZIZ ANSARI USES PAPARAZZI FOOTAGE OF KANYE TO PROMOTE PARKS AND RECREATION»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Aziz Ansari | Kanye West | Parks And Recreation | TMZ
Kanye West is on the cover of Details magazine this month. Blah blah, OK, you're Nike. No you're not. But this video pales in comparison to the full-scale bonkerz that is the actual article, which includes gems like: ""First beat... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THREATENS LIL WAYNE'S TITLE OF "MOST CRAZIEST"»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Homosexuals | Hospital | Kanye West | Method Man | Redman
I've never wished that I was friends with Kanye before. I like his music. I think his silly boasting is funny. He seems like a perfectly nice person, especially for a fame. But I've been happy admiring him from... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, KANYE WEST, YOU MADE THIS»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Fashion | Friendship | Kanye West | Louis Vuitton
This video was posted on 50cent.livejournal.com yesterday with the title "Kanye West Gets His Style From Gays" and a flashing EXCLUSIVE GIF. Well played, 50 Cent. Total burn. You got the magic zing. Take me to the candy zing. What?... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THINKS GAY PEOPLE WHO DRESS WELL SHOULD BE RESPECTED»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: 50 Cent | Fashion | Homosexuals | Kanye West
