Look, screenwriters, I get it. Your job is to sit around all day in your dirty bathrobes coming up with hackneyed premises to temporarily distract our stupid faces. Fair enough. Everyone has to put dirty food on their dirty families.... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE FORGOTTEN»
Posted on September 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Dominic West | Gary Sinise | Julianne Moore | The Forgotten
We're going to need a new name for whatever it is that Funny or Die does. At first it seemed like they were going to be a farming house for funny new viral videos, but that's barely even the... CONTINUE READING "THE BALLAD OF G.I. JOE" IS AS STAR-STUDDED AS IT IS FUNNY»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Tudyk | Alexis Bledel | Billy Crudup | Chuck Liddell | Funny Or Die | G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra | Henry Rollins | Joey Kern | Julianne Moore | Olivia Wilde | Sgt. Slaughter | Tony Hale | Vinnie Jones | Zach Galifiankais
Last week members of the blind community announced that they would be boycotting the movie Blindness (although how you boycott a movie no one cares about, I DON'T KNOW) because they thought that it promoted negative stereotypes against people with... CONTINUE READING WHERE IS THE BLIND COMMUNITY'S PROTEST AGAINST THE BLINDNESS VIRAL WEB CAMPAIGN?»
Posted on October 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Beastie Boys | Blindness | Bonnaroo | Coachella | Fleet Foxes | Jose Saramago | Julianne Moore | Mark Ruffalo
The novelist José Saramago won the Nobel Prize in 1998 following the publication of his book Blindness, which has just been adapted into a movie starring Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo. It's a beautifully written but terrifying dystopian allegory about... CONTINUE READING SOMETIMES A VAMPIRE IS NOT JUST A VAMPIRE (NOT THAT THE BLIND COMMUNITY ARE VAMPIRES)»
Posted on October 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Blindness | Jose Saramago | Julianne Moore | Mark Ruffalo | Protests | TV On The Radio
IFC films released this new trailer for its Julianne Moore Oscar-bait incest biopic just in time for Mother's Day. Savage Grace is the famous true story of a socialite named Barbara Daly Baekeland, whose son Antony killed her after she... CONTINUE READING SAVAGE GRACE: MORE LIKE SAVAGE GROSS»
Posted on May 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Gross | Julianne Moore | Savage Grace
One night, Blindness star Julianne Moore woke up at 3am and felt something cold on her shoulder. It was the ceiling, and she was staring down at her own body. After making this 1988 commercial for the Time Life "Mysteries... CONTINUE READING JULIANNE MOORE'S OUT-OF-BODY '80S COMMERCIAL EXPERIENCE»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Julianne Moore | Time Life Books
Blindness trailer, guys: In the kingdom of the blind, Julianne Moore is wrong. So many scarier things. For example: aliens. For example: sharks. For example: alien sharks. I read Blindness: The Book, and there's a reason that José Saramago won... CONTINUE READING NO, JULIANNE MOORE, THE ONLY THING MORE TERRIFYING THAN BLINDNESS IS ZOMBIES»
Posted on April 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Blindness | Julianne Moore | Mark Ruffalo | Zombies
