Remember One Week? The most highly-anticipated movie about Joshua Jackson wearing a pre-distressed leather jacket by a lake with his thumbs tucked casually into his pockets like he didn't just buy that motorcycle out of trite existential panic at his... CONTINUE READING ONE WEEK IS A GAY RETARD»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Joshua Jackson | One Week | YouTube Commenters
If I only had ONE WEEK left to live, I would go to Wilson's Leather and buy a pre-worn motorcycle jacket, because there simply wouldn't be enough time to break one in myself. Then I would get on a rented... CONTINUE READING ONE WEEK POSTER VYING TO BE THE MARCH COVER OF DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Joshua Jackson | One Week
The first episode of the paranormal investigations series Fringe from producer J.J. Abrams coming this fall to FOX (series premieres August 26) has leaked online. From the trailer FOX presented during the up-fronts, this promised to be a X-Files for... CONTINUE READING WILL J.J. ABRAMS'S FRINGE JUMP THE SHARK IN THE FIRST EPISODE?: A PARTIAL REVIEW»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in Wait For It...
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Tags: Anna Torv | Fringe | J.J. Abrams | Joshua Jackson | X-Files
By watching the trailer for J.J. Abrams's new show, Fringe, a couple things are made clear: J.J. Abrams loves Lieutenant Cedric Daniels.J.J. Abrams hates airplanes. The first clip I saw of this show looked horrible, but this is much more... CONTINUE READING J.J. ABRAMS RIDES GREYHOUND»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Wait For It...
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Tags: Anna Torv | Fringe | J.J. Abrams | Joshua Jackson | X-Files
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