Jon Gosselin and the Octo-Mom are going to go on a reality TV "date"? DON'T BOTHER RINGING THAT BELL, TIBETAN MONK, WE ARE DONE HERE.... CONTINUE READING WHERE IS 2012 WHEN YOU NEED IT?»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Apocalypse | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Octomom | Yuck
The Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Fan Fiction Contest ended yesterday with the publication of Dafs's heartwarming and also somehow chilling (paradox) story about Kate Gosselin's adventures on the African plains. Please do not forget to read his winning entry. But... CONTINUE READING THE KATE GOSSELIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME FAN FICTION CONTEST SEMI-FINALISTS»
Posted on October 16, 2009 in Fan Art
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Tags: Fan Fiction | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8 | Monsters
Well, the search for Falcon Heene continues, but there is little that we can do about it from our offices and monster caves. So we must move forward. I know that it is hard to celebrate anything when something nuts... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: THE KATE GOSSELIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME FAN FICTION CONTEST»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Fan Art | Fan Fiction | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8
The results of the Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Fan Fiction contest are in! The winning entry was featured as a You Can Make It Up guest columnist -- which you can read here. The runners up, in no particular... CONTINUE READING THE KATE GOSSELIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST SEMI-FINALISTS»
Posted on October 15, 2009
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Tags: Children | Fan Fiction | Halloween | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8
Oh thank God! Sweet sweet Jesus Christ in the sky! COLORS ARE BRIGHTER AND FOOD TASTES BETTER ALL OF A SUDDEN! Relief.... CONTINUE READING JON AND KATE CANCELLED!»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
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Tags: Cancelled | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8
"Actually, they're CZ's." --Jon Gosselin, 1977-2012 On the one hand, Nancy Grace has a point. It does seem ridiculous and contradictory for Jon Gosselin to suddenly claim that the show is hurting his children/family as soon as he has... CONTINUE READING JON GOSSELIN VS. NANCY GRACE, HOPEFULLY TO THE DEATH»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in Feuds
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Jewelry | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8 | Nancy Grace
Do you know what it is? It is October, that is what it is. And at the end of October is when the Halloween occurs. I'm not showing off, I'm just stating the FACTS. Halloween is October 31st, look it... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM KATE GOSSELIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST»
Posted on October 7, 2009 in Contests
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Tags: Halloween | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Kate Gosselin
Today's big reality TV news is that when the new season of Jon & Kate Plus 8 begins this November*, it will just be called Kate Plus 8! OMG, or whatever. From People: In a stunning announcement, TLC said Tuesday... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD REPLACE JON GOSSELIN?»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8
Yesterday, photos appeared on-line of Kathy Griffin dressed up as Kate Gosselin to give the world nightmares. TODAY THOSE NIGHTMARES MOVE! Awful. Just awful. It's actually getting to the point where I can't look at Kathy Griffin anymore, and I... CONTINUE READING AWFUL RECOGNIZE AWFUL»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Jimmy Kimmel | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Kate Gosselin | Kathy Griffin
Man, this picture is so funny. What's wrong with that guy? Even his non-Ed Hardy shirts are Ed Hardy shirts, you know?... CONTINUE READING JON GOSSELIN WOULD LIKE TO SELL STARE YOU DOWN SOME LEMONADE»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Ed Hardy | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Lemonade
Dlisted has discovered this year's scariest Halloween costume. It is a midwestern secretary working at a dental hygienist's office in a strip-mall who spends most of her days wondering if she ever even had dreams of a better life to... CONTINUE READING THIS HALLOWEEN'S SCARIEST COSTUME»
Posted on August 3, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Costumes | Halloween | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Kate Gosselin
Man, this guy Jon Gosselin (whoever that is) has awful taste in friends. First he became friends with Christian Audigier, of Ed Hardy, and here he is hanging out with Michael Lohan. With friends like these, who needs nightmares? I... CONTINUE READING OH BOY, WHO SHOULD JON GOSSELIN BE FRIENDS WITH NEXT?»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Ed Hardy | Friendship | Idiocracy | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Michael Lohan | National Failures
Jon Gosselin and Christian Audigier (Ed Hardy) are teaming up to design a children's clothing line. Now you, too, can make terrible decisions for your children.... CONTINUE READING YOUR BABY DRESSES LIKE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on July 13, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Christian Audigier | Ed Hardy | Fashion | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Yuck
Did you watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 last night? I did not. I recorded it on my DVR, but I can't actually bring myself to watch it, because I can't actually bring myself to care. Just as they swept... CONTINUE READING SO, IS AMERICA DONE WITH JON & KATE NOW? PLEASE?»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Divorce | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin
A video surfaced last night of Kate Gosselin of Jon And Kate Plus 8 denying her thirsty children water, and it's already burning up the internet because everyone is loving feeling superior to this woman, but at this point Kate... CONTINUE READING KATE GOSSELIN IS A MONSTER.»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Kate Gosselin
The most charming celebrity, Neil Patrick Harris, was on CBS's Early Show this morning to speak briskly about his Tony-hosting gig and about getting advice from Whoopi Goldberg and Hugh Jackman. The funniest part was when they showed a picture... CONTINUE READING THE EARLY SHOW ASKS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS ABOUT KATE GOSSELIN'S MULLET FOR SOME REASON»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Morning Zoo
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Tags: How I Met Your Mother | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Kate Gosselin | Neil Patrick Harris | The Early Show
I'm sorry. I know I should probably know this. But who the fuck are these guys? I know that they have a show on TLC, and I know that EVERYONE CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT THEM, but I still am kind... CONTINUE READING WAIT A SECOND, WHO THE F ARE JON AND KATE?»
Posted on May 27, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Children | Divorce | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | National Failures
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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