Old Dogs trailer, you guys. During the 2008 election, I supported Barack Obama for president. And I was very happy when he won. A lot of people were. But the thing that struck me more than anything last November was... CONTINUE READING OLD DOGS IS THE JOHN MCCAIN OF MOVIES»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Trailer, What America Wants
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Tags: Aging | John McCain | John Travolta | Old Dogs | Perfection | Robin Williams | Seth Green
This is a picture of John Travolta in his new movie, Taking of Pelham 123, which some of you may recognize as a remake of the 1974 action-thriller starring Walter Matthau, and even more of you will probably recognize as... CONTINUE READING JOHN TRAVOLTA IS THE NEW NICOLAS CAGE»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Denzel Washington | John Travolta | Nicolas Cage | Taking Of Pelham 123
There are a number of ways that you can tell a movie is bad. For example, if it features a famous actor portraying the mentally retarded, or if the emotional core is built around the soundtrack instead of the thinly... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: PERFECT»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Jamie Lee Curtis | Jann Wenner | John Travolta | Perfect
Well, whoever suggested Battlefield Earth can give themselves a pat on the back and a punch in the face, because it is definitely very, very horrible. I will say right off the bat, though, that I'm not sure how well... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: BATTLEFIELD EARTH»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Barry Pepper | Battlefield Earth | Forest Whitaker | John Travolta | Scientology
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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