Old Dogs Is The John McCain Of Movies

Old Dogs trailer, you guys. During the 2008 election, I supported Barack Obama for president. And I was very happy when he won. A lot of people were. But the thing that struck me more than anything last November was... CONTINUE READING OLD DOGS IS THE JOHN MCCAIN OF MOVIES»

So I Guess We Have To Like Meghan McCain Now (Also: Keyboard Cat On Colbert!)

Until her appearance on Colbert last night, I was only moderately aware of John McCain's daughter Meghan. I knew she didn't totally suck, because the evil Laura Ingraham was mean to her and she told her to kiss her ass... CONTINUE READING SO I GUESS WE HAVE TO LIKE MEGHAN MCCAIN NOW (ALSO: KEYBOARD CAT ON COLBERT!)»

Who's That Old Guy Talking To David Letterman?

Someone named John McCann (sp?) was on Letterman last night. A lot has been made of John McCain's gracious concession speech on election night, and I think that everyone wants him to find a way back to the position of... CONTINUE READING WHO'S THAT OLD GUY TALKING TO DAVID LETTERMAN?»

Posted on December 12, 2008 in Late Night, Politics (4 comments)
Tags: David Letterman | Election 2008 | John McCain | Vietnam

It Would Be Weird To Ignore John McCain's Leno Appearance

Which is notable for being his first interview after winning The Biggest Loser, for his joke about how he's "sleeping like a baby, sleep two hours, wake up and cry", and for the strange, funereal hushed tones both John and... CONTINUE READING IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO IGNORE JOHN MCCAIN'S LENO APPEARANCE»

The Candy Nazi: The Crazy McCain Supporter That The World Forgot To Notice

Though she possessed the perfect combination of gumption, hatred, immaturity, ignorance, and self-assurance to become one of Election 2008's viral video stars, this lady in Grosse Point, Michigan who refused to give out candy to children who supported "scary" Obama... CONTINUE READING THE CANDY NAZI: THE CRAZY MCCAIN SUPPORTER THAT THE WORLD FORGOT TO NOTICE»

Posted on November 7, 2008 in Local News (8 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain

God TV Lady Has Visions Of Dogs Playing Poker In The White House

God TV had their own 2-hour election coverage special, for those hard-core right wingers who are turned off by Fox News's bleeding heart liberal reputation. RightWingWatchdog put together a highlight reel that includes: racism, predictions of riots, James Dobson, Pat... CONTINUE READING GOD TV LADY HAS VISIONS OF DOGS PLAYING POKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE»

Posted on November 6, 2008 in Cable Access (10 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | God | Jesus | John McCain

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Concedes!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the ignorant harpy who is usually awful, wasn't today, when she gave an impassioned and, darn it, pretty classy speech on The View about accepting her candidate's crushing loss and Obama's historic victory. It's okay, we can watch... CONTINUE READING ELISABETH HASSELBECK CONCEDES!»

New John McCain Ad Shows John McCain SMOKING A CIGARETTE

The McCain/Palin campaign put out an official last-minute video last night -- a weird montage called "The Mac Is Back," that includes McCain SMOKING A CIGARETTE (in the '60s, but still) and everyone riding on an airboat. It seems like... CONTINUE READING NEW JOHN MCCAIN AD SHOWS JOHN MCCAIN SMOKING A CIGARETTE»

Posted on November 4, 2008 in Commercials, Politics (8 comments)
Tags: Election 2008 | John McCain | Rebel Without A Cause | Sarah Palin

Fox News Throws A Fit When Forced To Show The Obamas Voting

Barack Obama joined with his wife and daughters to vote for himself (presumably) in this historic election this morning, and Fox News was there -- seemingly against their will, as they narrated the segment complaining and whining about how they... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS THROWS A FIT WHEN FORCED TO SHOW THE OBAMAS VOTING»

Posted on November 4, 2008 in Politics, The News (11 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Fox News | John McCain

The Curse Of Cindy McCain Is Real And It Will Hurt You

Gabe and Jenny recognize that they only two things anyone cares about right now are Halloween and the election, so they just said, Hakuna Matata (trans. "fuck it"), give the people what they want! Oh man, Gabe and Jenny also... CONTINUE READING THE CURSE OF CINDY MCCAIN IS REAL AND IT WILL HURT YOU»

Joe The Plumber's Day Off

This could have been very embarrassing for John McCain! He thought that Joe the Plumber was going to be at his rally, but then it turned out that Joe the Plumber was not at his rally. Phew. Total pro save.... CONTINUE READING JOE THE PLUMBER'S DAY OFF»

Posted on October 30, 2008 in Politics (5 comments)
Tags: Election 2008 | Joe The Plumber | John McCain

Alec Baldwin Calls Sarah Palin "Bible Spice"

The whole interview is delightful, but Alec's description of what he'll do if "John McBush and Bible Spice" win starts at 9:40: The great thing about Alec Baldwin is he tries so hard to be modest and self-deprecating, but his... CONTINUE READING ALEC BALDWIN CALLS SARAH PALIN "BIBLE SPICE"»

To Quote Barack Obama, "Enough!"

Here are three more of those "famous directors made ads for John McCain" spoofs. Diablo Cody/Jason Reitman, David Lynch, and M. Night Shyamalan this time. You know, I want change and everything, but this is getting exhausting. If I post... CONTINUE READING TO QUOTE BARACK OBAMA, "ENOUGH!"»

Posted on October 29, 2008 in Parodies, Politics (11 comments)
Tags: David Lynch | Diablo Cody | Election 2008 | John McCain | M. Night Shyamalan

Little Damon Weaver Gets Dissed By Fancy John McCain

Yesterday, the world met Damon Weaver, a Florida fifth-grader who, along with his friend Omari and a local TV station, interviewed VP candidate Joe Biden adorably. Now, Damon goes to a McCain rally, where Secret Service wouldn't even let him... CONTINUE READING LITTLE DAMON WEAVER GETS DISSED BY FANCY JOHN MCCAIN»

Posted on October 28, 2008 in Politics (9 comments)
Tags: Damon Weaver | John McCain

These Kids Rapping About The Election To T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" Continue To Be The Best

They're on CNN now. They're basically the most famous. I think we know who's going to be the next cabinet-level Secretary Of Being The Best. "We're gonna need a bigger cabinet."... CONTINUE READING THESE KIDS RAPPING ABOUT THE ELECTION TO T.I.'S "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST»

Posted on October 27, 2008 in Politics (7 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain | Ron Clark Academy | The Shins

Cindy McCain Claims She's 'Just Like Any Other Female Human'

This Onion video about how Cindy McCain is a dangerous alien intent on taking over Earth is funny because it's true. ... CONTINUE READING CINDY MCCAIN CLAIMS SHE'S 'JUST LIKE ANY OTHER FEMALE HUMAN'»

Posted on October 27, 2008 in Politics, WebJunk (0 comments)
Tags: Aliens | Cindy McCain | Election 2008 | John McCain | The Shins

John McCain's Brother Says "F-You" To A 911 Operator

Well, this is going to be everywhere today. John McCain's brother Joe McCain, who sounds exactly like him, called 911 because he was mad about sitting in traffic, and said "Fuck You" to the 911 operator: Haha, a "Very important... CONTINUE READING JOHN MCCAIN'S BROTHER SAYS "F-YOU" TO A 911 OPERATOR»

Posted on October 24, 2008 in Caught On Tape, Politics (6 comments)
Tags: Joe McCain | John McCain

Where Are This Generation's Parody-able Directors?

These John McCain attack ads that mimic big name Hollywood directors (John Woo, Kevin Smith, Wes Anderson) were all the blog rage yesterday: Cute! Kind of funny! But the real question is, really? John Woo? And even the Kevin Smith... CONTINUE READING WHERE ARE THIS GENERATION'S PARODY-ABLE DIRECTORS?»

Posted on October 23, 2008 in Parodies, Politics, WebJunk (5 comments)
Tags: Election 2008 | John McCain | John Woo | Kevin Smith | Wes Anderson

These Kids Rapping About The Election To T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" Are The Best

As you know, the campaign to end fake rap is needed more badly than ever before. Not only have the Ed McMahon advertisements for FreeCreditReport emerged as a major new threat to our desire to see this embarrassing trend put... CONTINUE READING THESE KIDS RAPPING ABOUT THE ELECTION TO T.I.'S "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" ARE THE BEST»

Posted on October 23, 2008 in Music Related Content (8 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Children | Election 2008 | Fake Rap | John McCain

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Heidi And Spencer Are Idiots When It Comes To Politics

Just Jared has some CRAMAZING photos of Heidi and Spencer today. They did a staged photoshoot up in the Hollywood hills to let the world know their political beliefs, because they have political beliefs. The thing is, once you get... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE IDIOTS WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS»

Jon Stewart Calls The Palins: "A Family Of Grifters"

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart figured out the real plan behind Sarah Palin's run for VP and outrageous clothing, travel, and housing expenses: the Palins are a family of grifters! (That part starts at the 3-minute mark, but... CONTINUE READING JON STEWART CALLS THE PALINS: "A FAMILY OF GRIFTERS"»

The Computers John McCain Doesn't Understand Make Him Dance Like A Prince!

In late September, Adam Chu released a call to action to the Adam/Chu Dance Crew members to express their political positions through dance. It would be, he claimed, the biggest presidential election dance off in history. Well that is true.... CONTINUE READING THE COMPUTERS JOHN MCCAIN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MAKE HIM DANCE LIKE A PRINCE!»

Posted on October 22, 2008 in Politics, WebJunk (2 comments)
Tags: Barack Obama | Dance-Offs | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin

Heavens To Betsy, John McCain Said The C Word Today

I know we already made fun of Johnny today, but to ignore this would be a tragedy, especially with our special Videogum constant coverage of accidental c-bombs. You guys, John McCain said the c-word today. Like, just now. Is this... CONTINUE READING HEAVENS TO BETSY, JOHN MCCAIN SAID THE C WORD TODAY»

Random Kid Cringes As John McCain Gets Confused Again

Okay, here we go with another "fellow prisoners" McCain senior moment caught on tape. Yesterday at a campaign rally, John McCain got all his words done mixed up in his head, and said them wrong as many ways as he... CONTINUE READING RANDOM KID CRINGES AS JOHN MCCAIN GETS CONFUSED AGAIN»

Posted on October 22, 2008 in Bloopers, Politics (2 comments)
Tags: Cindy McCain | Election 2008 | John McCain