According to the New York Post, Viggo Mortensen may be retiring from movies: The "Lord of the Rings" star tells The Times of London he's grown tired of the travel and promotional burdens imposed by the film business. "No more... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD RETIRE FROM HOLLYWOOD?»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Joaquin Phoenix | Retirement | Viggo Mortensen
In the event that you were wondering if Joaquin Phoenix was still working hard on his prank joke in which he makes A Mighty Wind 2 The Streets with his friend Casey Affleck, yup. He is. From the AP: MIAMI... CONTINUE READING THE JOAQUIN PHOENIX PRANK CONTINUES APACE»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Bloopers
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Tags: Casey Affleck | Hoaxes | Joaquin Fatiguenix | Joaquin Phoenix
The whole "is Joaquin Phoenix really retiring from acting to become a rapper?" and/or "hoax?" debate was getting so Joaquin Boring. People claimed he made it all up. He claimed those people were just jealous (what?). It turns out... CONTINUE READING JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON LETTERMAN MADE JOAQUIN PHOENIX INTERESTING AGAIN»
Posted on February 12, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Crispin Glover | David Letterman | Drugs | Hoaxes | Joaquin Phoenix
Whether or not Joaquin Phoenix genuinely retired from his acting career to pursue his love of being the worst rapper in the world, or whether it is all a big goof perpetrated by a bored millionaire with too much time... CONTINUE READING WE ALL HAVE JOAQUIN FATIGUENIX, BUT HERE HE IS "RAPPING" IN A MOVIE»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Fake Rap | Girls | Joaquin Fatiguenix | Joaquin Phoenix | Two Lovers
And it don't stop. From the AP: After video hit the Internet last month capturing part of Phoenix's debut rap performance at a Las Vegas club, speculation swirled that he was perpetrating an elaborate practical joke. "I don't know where... CONTINUE READING JOAQUIN PHOENIX THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO'S NOT EXHAUSTED BY JOAQUIN PHOENIX»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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gabe: is anyone worse than joaquin phoenix? lindsay: Casey Affleck might be worse than Joaquin Phoenix lindsay: Because who is worse? lindsay: The guy who does the stupid condescending stunt or the guy who agrees to film it? gabe: that... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: CAN JOAQUIN PHOENIX SUCK IT OR WHAT?»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Friday Fight
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Remember when Joaquin Phoenix was rapping last week? So that was a joke. Yes. We can all agree on that. And now, via EW (via Dlisted), we have proof, because two of Joaquin Phoenix's friends, or Entourage members (Joaquin Dramas),... CONTINUE READING FUCKING LIARS: JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S FRIENDS»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Wait a second. After "retiring" from acting last fall, Joaquin Phoenix has now decided to turn his attention to rapping? Like rap-rapping? And he actually did this? In public? In front of other human beings? Who does he think he... CONTINUE READING JOAQUIN PHOENIX OPENS A NEW RAP-TER IN HIS CAREER (SORRY)»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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This week there was news that Joaquin Phoenix quit acting, and everyone said "It's a stunt!" and we said "There's not a weird video of it yet, who cares?" But now there is. Here is the weird video of Joaquin... CONTINUE READING JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS JUST CALLING TO SAY HE'S NEVER CALLING AGAIN»
Posted on October 31, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Casey Affleck | Joaquin Phoenix | Leaf Phoenix | Space Camp
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