The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)... CONTINUE READING OH SI, THERE WILL BE THE SPANISH WORD FOR BLOOD»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
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Tags: Horror | Jigsaw | Porno | Saw VI | Spain | Tobin Bell
What? This doesn't even make sense anymore. When Saw II came out and the poster featured two severed fingers standing up on their stumps, that was a grotesque display of well-Photoshopped body parts that made sense. The number 2. Any... CONTINUE READING THE SAW VI POSTER, LIKE THE SAW FRANCHISE, IS STUPID»
Posted on August 19, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Horror Survival | Jigsaw | of Montreal | Saw VI
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House, So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional tie-in with Saw... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO A SAW-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in An Open Letter, What America Wants
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Tags: Assholes | Halloween | Haunted Houses | Horror Survival | Idiocracy | Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in What America Wants
(23 comments)
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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