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Mar 20th 22 Comments
You can take your grilled cheese sandwiches and your wallpaper water stains and you can shove them where the nobody cares because this is how Jesus appears to true beliebers, in a cell phone photo…   Read Story »
Feb 22nd 33 Comments
Uh oh! Did you forget about ChatAboutJesus? That's OK. We all make mistakes. God forgives you. And this new ad reminds you.
mardigras69: does god ever forgive u???
bestfriendz: forgive u 4…   Read Story »
Dec 9th, 2011 9 Comments
Happy GIF time, everybody! Are you aware that there is only one more GIF Friday until the day BEFORE Christmas Eve? I realize the amount of words you have to say to describe that idea kind of makes…   Read Story »
Dec 6th, 2011 71 Comments
I'm not sure if you've all been to church today already or what, but as some of you may know, today is St. Nicholas Day. I know that because St. Nicholas Day shares a birthday with someone who thinks…   Read Story »
Oct 21st, 2011 39 Comments
The Bible, you guys, so hot right now. Apparently I am not joking? According to the Paper of Record, the Hollywood Reporter, we are about to see a whole wave (they use the word "flood" because they…   Read Story »
Apr 22nd, 2011 32 Comments
Easter is this Sunday. Is everyone excited for the traditional Scaring of the Children?
Remind me: the giant rabbit in the window is Jesus, and there is an egg for every day he was in that…   Read Story »
Aug 26th, 2010 61 Comments
This guy is great. I'm definitely very into Jesus now. At first I wasn't so sure, but then he came out of the tent (?) with the bag of chips, and everyone was laughing and going to heaven, and I was…   Read Story »
May 20th, 2010 75 Comments
Sure. Why not? As the website says, "it’s not everyone that has the opportunity to be a Christian influence at 35,000 feet, but flight attendants do." FACT. Although, I'm not entirely clear what…   Read Story »
Apr 23rd, 2010 49 Comments
So, you don't think that the Movement to End Fake Rap is important? First they came for the Free Credit Report Advertisements and you said nothing. (Don't worry, grandmama, that is definitely an…   Read Story »


























