Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
Well this is certainly something new: Wait, what? Are Charismatic (speaking-in-tongues) Christians allowed to take actual ecstasy now? Because that seems like cheating. Let's check out this young star's YouTube channel page for possible answers: Name: Cait, Age: 18: I... CONTINUE READING POUR IT OUT FOR ECSTASY JESUS GIRL»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ecstasy | Jesus
Treasure Blind appears to be a movie about a schlubby, silent man who finds a treasure map in braille to the tune of a musak version of the "Steak Beef: It's What's For Dinner" commercial. Then a little blond blind... CONTINUE READING TREASURE BLIND: "GOD GAVE ME 20/20 FINGERS"»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Christian | Christians | Jesus | Treasure Blind
WARNING: These highlights from an interview/infomercial on Christian TV starring a "Christian Health Evangelist" and kind of Music Man of holy colon cleansing are totally disgusting. But since these aired on Christian TV, and are amazing and hilarious and totally... CONTINUE READING THE ALMIGHTY CLEANSE: THE GROSSEST CHRISTIAN INFOMERCIAL EVER»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Christian | Christians | Cleanse | Infomercials | Jesus
The video for "Evolution: Redefined" by Geoff Moore And The Distance (1993). Those silly, fun Van Halen videos seem almost subtle in comparison: This was, of course, back in a time when old dudes made videos that were considered cool,... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN ROCK PARODY VIDEOS DON'T KNOW HOW FUNNY THEY REALLY ARE»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Christian Rock | Evolution | Jesus
This has to be the best commercial for a church of all time. I only wish I lived in this town and could have made it to Satan's funeral: The YouTube description says this isn't a parody and aired on... CONTINUE READING SATAN IS DEAD!»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Satan | The Devil
Get in line, lady. You know what I don't get about this segment? I'm willing to accept that this woman saw Jesus in her snack, and I'm willing to believe that she thinks his snack face is full of... CONTINUE READING PEOPLE SEEING JESUS IN STUPID SHIT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY»
Posted on April 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Cheese Toast | Jesus | Ted Leo
TV preachers Dr. Shine and Dee Dee made an interesting intro for their show using Top Gun. Not sure how many years too late to be relevant this was, but probably many. Be sure to watch until Dr. Shine turns... CONTINUE READING GOD'S TOP GUN OF DELIVERANCE»
Posted on April 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Deliverance | Jesus | Top Gun
Wow. What follows is the most exciting internet mystery since, like, Mark Gormley, but weirder: Sara Schaefer over at God's Tumblr (and elsewhere!) was searching for something random ("jesus love letter") on YouTube this afternoon when she stumbled down a... CONTINUE READING HELP US SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE CHRISAGIS BROTHERS»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Brian Chrisagis | Christians | Depeche Mode | Jesus | Mysteries | Shawn Chrisagis | The Chrisagis Brothers
This makes me want a puppy, and this makes me want a talking Jesus doll: I can't believe this has existed for months and nobody told me until today. The talking Jesus doll is available on Amazon for $19.95. Puppy... CONTINUE READING PUPPY VS. TALKING JESUS DOLL»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Jesus | Puppies
Yuck, this is an ad for Christianity (in general!) by the self-appointed defenders of the faith and Creation Museum creators, Answers In Genesis: I know: what? Let's try to unpack this unarguably misguided commercial. First, I know this is supposed... CONTINUE READING START BELIEVING IN GOD OR THIS KID WILL SHOOT»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Christians | Guns | Jesus | Kids
So it seems that bad movie trailers in general and Christian ones in particular are the new cat videos. I'm trying to lay off for a while to not be such a broken record, but it's impossible when you guys... CONTINUE READING THOU SHALT LAUGH AT THE BIKE KING AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS»
Posted on April 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | The Bike King And The Ten Commandments
Last night, ABC's Nightline, best known recently for Salma Hayek breastfeeding, gathered together a bunch of crazy people and Deepak Chopra to try to solve the mystery of whether Satan exists. It was a constant laugh-riot, and I recommend you... CONTINUE READING NIGHTLINE'S HILARIOUS "DOES SATAN EXIST?" DEBATE»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Deepak Chopra | Jesus | Nightline | Satan | The Devil
Just the other day, I was telling a friend how in the late '80s and early '90s my Christian school would go on regular field trips to the Civic Center or the stadium to see something called "The Power Team",... CONTINUE READING DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE POWER TEAM?»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | The Power Team | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Guess who has two thumbs and just read the entire Wikipedia entry for King Saul? This chick! I was hoping to find clues to upcoming plot points on the already ratings-challenged but fascinatingly ridiculous new show, Kings, but then I... CONTINUE READING DEAR BABY JESUS, PLEASE LET KINGS GO ALL THE WAY WITH THIS BIBLICAL ANALOGY»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Ian McShane | Jesus | Kings
Wow. The guys at Everything Is Terrible have put together my favorite "supercut" of all time: quick clips of local news reports from all over the country about where we were seeing Jesus (and the Virgin Mary) in 2008, complete... CONTINUE READING FINALLY TONIGHT: A SPOONFUL OF JESUS»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Supercuts | The Virgin Mary
I can't decide who in this video is your boyfriend: the dude in the plaid shirt or the puppet that looks like a testicle, so let's just say you're two-timing them. Look away (from porn), kids!: That is Rod and... CONTINUE READING CREEPY CHRISTIANS TEACH KIDS ABOUT TEMPTATION»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Yo La Tengo
If the EXTREME! guys from Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle drank too much vodka and Gatorade and became born again, they would be exactly like the stars of this "Extreme Faith" video. Yes, the guy in the beginning... CONTINUE READING DO YOU LIKE SKIING? WELL, YOU'LL LOVE JESUS!»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Alexa Chung | Arctic Monkeys | Jesus
What do you do when you're a 49-year-old mom, and you get a letter from your former church informing you that in a few months (on a certain date, nonetheless!) they're going to announce from the pulpit that you have... CONTINUE READING FLORIDA CHURCH PLANNING TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS LADY'S SEX LIFE»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Jesus
Eureka Springs, Arkansas used to be a "Christian town," whatever that is, until the specter of tolerance slowly moved in, and before the residents knew what was happening, it was totally okay to be gay there! So the self-described "Christian... CONTINUE READING THEY'RE COMING TO YOUR TOWN: GAY-PANIC IN ARKANSAS»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in ,
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Tags: God | Jay-Z | Jesus | They're Coming To Your Town
This preacher has challenged couples to have sex every day for seven days. Wow, that's a little, uh..."contemporary" (meaning: "gross"): Words to live by: "Life is more than about dollars and cents and doing deals and just recreation and then... CONTINUE READING GROSS: MEGACHURCH PASTOR ORDERS FLOCK TO MAKE "WHOOPIE" »
Posted on November 14, 2008 in ,
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God TV had their own 2-hour election coverage special, for those hard-core right wingers who are turned off by Fox News's bleeding heart liberal reputation. RightWingWatchdog put together a highlight reel that includes: racism, predictions of riots, James Dobson, Pat... CONTINUE READING GOD TV LADY HAS VISIONS OF DOGS PLAYING POKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | God | Jesus | John McCain
A woman has the Jesus statue in her yard stolen by professional criminals. (via Via Gina) That woman is such a good detective. It's obviously done by a child because of the lines drawn around the name Jesus. If it... CONTINUE READING KIDS RANSOM THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Children | Feist | Jesus | Justice | LOLZ
It must be a slow news week for CNN, because when they learned that a Texas man had found the face of Jesus on a moth's back, they rushed to the scene: It's kind of scary that the not-smart man... CONTINUE READING JESUS BRINGS HIS DISTINCTIVE FACIAL HAIR COMBO TO THE BACK OF A MOTH»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Jesus | Moth
Among today's Netflix new releases is some prime documentary nerd bait: Frisbee: The Life And Death Of A Hippie Preacher is a 2005 doc, unavailable until today, about the life of Lonnie Frisbee, a hippie who found Jesus through an... CONTINUE READING NETFLIX IT: FRISBEE: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A HIPPIE PREACHER»
Posted on May 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Cults | Jesus | Lonnie Frisbee
